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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5190 on: September 12, 2018, 07:49:03 PM »
The next poster has an exclusive deal with Netflix.

They agreed to give me a year's worth free if I stop harassing them for more original MST3k episodes.

The next poster doesn't know the meaning of "quit."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5191 on: September 13, 2018, 07:37:54 AM »
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/TrNy7d-v_10" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/TrNy7d-v_10</a>

The next poster is world renowned.



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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5192 on: September 13, 2018, 04:29:39 PM »
That's world re-owned, because the world keeps owning me.

The next poster is just like Indiana Jones.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5193 on: September 17, 2018, 08:00:47 AM »
In that jungles make me sweaty, or would if I ever went to one.

The next poster has got it made in the shade.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5194 on: September 17, 2018, 12:43:31 PM »
I’m starting to think my homemade solr panels business in all this shade wasn’t the best idea.

The next poster always lands a high-five.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5195 on: September 18, 2018, 05:16:34 AM »
With my face.

The next poster brought enough for everyone.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5196 on: September 18, 2018, 10:12:06 AM »
That’s because I don’t get stingy when it comes to Ebola.

The next poster is always happy to help people move with his pick-up truck.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5197 on: September 19, 2018, 06:57:13 AM »
Which is a less creepy way to say that that's where I put the corpses of my victims.

The next poster has nice boots.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5198 on: September 25, 2018, 07:54:16 AM »
These boots were made for Walken... but don't tell Christopher, or he'll want them back.

The next poster has an amazing outlook on life.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5199 on: September 26, 2018, 08:55:27 AM »
Also on my browser, though it's still a hotmail address.

The next poster knows when to quit.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5200 on: September 26, 2018, 01:03:42 PM »
My motto is "When life hands you lemons, screw the lemons and bail."

The next poster won first place at the New York City marathon.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5201 on: October 01, 2018, 08:56:13 AM »
...only to lose it when they found out I'd actually started the race the previous year.

The next poster has a soothing voice.
"You never know, in a tight jam a nuclear missile just might come in handy."


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5202 on: October 01, 2018, 03:46:22 PM »
It's a great last thing to hear in this mortal coil.  Sleep tight.

The next poster is a great lawyer.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5203 on: October 05, 2018, 08:38:49 AM »
I was so great, I even sued myself out of existence.  Which seemed to make everyone very happy for some reason.

The next poster is someone who deserves a medal for a job well-done.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5204 on: October 05, 2018, 03:55:11 PM »
Until they make syncronized aquatic gravedigging for clowns an Olympic sport, I'll remain a gold medalist only in my dreams.

The next poster is a dream come true.