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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5370 on: March 20, 2020, 12:09:36 PM »
I haven't taken a shower in 3 months, but my hands are spotless!

The next poster wouldn't keep it a secret if a zombie bit them.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5371 on: March 20, 2020, 02:30:42 PM »
Here, let me demonstrate how it happened.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5372 on: March 23, 2020, 11:22:33 AM »
But the trophy's are really stinking up the place.

The next poster has well-organized arguments.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5373 on: April 02, 2020, 02:36:58 PM »
Unfortunately, they're about chaos theory. Kind of defeats the point.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5374 on: April 03, 2020, 09:44:27 AM »
I modified my body to be very pointy after too many complaints of being called dull.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5375 on: April 04, 2020, 07:21:40 AM »
And its used, so its also environmentally friendly.

The next poster is an excellent squash player.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5376 on: April 18, 2020, 09:43:09 AM »
Not everybody can play "the Blue Danube" on a hollowed-out squash gourd, if only because fingering the right holes is challenging.

The next poster excels in changing the dominant paradigm.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5377 on: April 18, 2020, 11:57:37 AM »
A hot dog is a sandwich.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5378 on: April 23, 2020, 07:07:05 AM »
It's the natural consequence of being a motherf... well, you know.

The next poster leads a charmed life.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5379 on: April 23, 2020, 04:43:25 PM »
An entire life furnished in the merchandise from the series Charmed.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5380 on: May 09, 2020, 09:37:08 AM »
So that's how I found myself in a lineup with the Statue of Liberty, a mom holding an apple pie, and Billy Crystal. I'd been wondering about that.

The next poster has saved for a rainy day.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5381 on: May 12, 2020, 03:28:40 PM »
But it turns out probably one umbrella would have been enough, as they are generally reusable.

The next poster knows what to do in an emergency.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5382 on: May 14, 2020, 02:42:35 PM »
Start narrating the situation like William Shatner until the police take me down, of course.  NEXT... on EMERGENCY... 9... 1... ... 1!

The next poster has a smile on his face and a song in his heart.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5383 on: May 15, 2020, 06:05:09 AM »
Unfortunately the smile is Glasgow and the song is "It's a Small World After All" so maybe keep your distance.

The next poster is a tastemaker.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5384 on: June 05, 2020, 08:48:40 PM »
I make you realize that, by comparison to me, you actually do have some taste.

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