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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5340 on: November 16, 2019, 12:35:04 PM »
For some reason what I call "pranks" the police calls "felonies". Po-tey-to, po-tah-to, I guess.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5341 on: November 19, 2019, 11:33:33 AM »
Yup, here I am...


The next poster has a perfect driving record.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5342 on: November 19, 2019, 11:38:05 AM »
In the "to distraction" category.

The next poster keeps his shoes clean.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5343 on: November 20, 2019, 06:50:15 AM »
It's hard to keep 'em out of trouble, but I've done a pretty good job making sure their record stays clean.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5344 on: November 21, 2019, 07:48:26 AM »
Jump and put ball in the basket.  Of course, just becasue I know how doesn't mean I can do it.

The next poster isn't easily shocked.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5345 on: November 22, 2019, 07:28:55 AM »
WHAAAAT!?! How can you say I'm not easily shocked!?!  :o :o :o

The next poster is really funny.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5346 on: November 27, 2019, 07:13:20 AM »
Funny strange or funny smell?

The next poster is a pool hustler.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5347 on: November 27, 2019, 01:26:36 PM »
Check out my truck!


The next poster gets the best deals on Black Friday.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5348 on: November 30, 2019, 05:18:01 AM »
Because there's not a lot of other players at the blackjack table for some reason.

The next poster eats well.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5349 on: December 09, 2019, 10:40:04 AM »
Eating a well gives you lots of roughage, but it can backfire if that girl from the Ring gets up in your business about it.

The next poster won't sleep 'til Brooklyn.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5350 on: December 09, 2019, 03:25:23 PM »
Curse you location-exclusive insomnia!

The next poster runs a clean campaign.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5351 on: January 09, 2020, 12:08:14 PM »
And Mr. Clean would have won, too, if he hadn't been caught canoodling with Mrs. Dash.

The next poster is a breath of fresh air.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5352 on: January 09, 2020, 03:34:32 PM »
You have to move like the wind if you don't want the authorities to catch you.

The next poster is really good at paintball.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5353 on: January 11, 2020, 01:18:31 PM »
First take your testicles and head down to Benjamin Moore.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5354 on: January 13, 2020, 06:59:03 AM »
Sometimes I even stick a few bananas in my pocket to turn my outfit into a banana split.

The next poster is really good at changing a tire.