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Offline Johnny Unusual

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5265 on: February 17, 2019, 08:03:42 AM »
*That* being spending money, time or effort.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5266 on: February 19, 2019, 06:52:28 AM »
My customers love my low prices, which is a lot easier to do when you don't have a license.

The next poster is great at mixing drinks.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5267 on: February 20, 2019, 07:16:18 AM »
In fact, my vodka & paint thinner tonic is the toast of the morgue!

The next poster, as you can tell by the way they use their walk, is a woman's poster, no time to talk.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5268 on: February 22, 2019, 09:53:17 AM »
IhadacommentforthisbutIneedtogoseeawomanbye!

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5269 on: February 22, 2019, 10:49:32 AM »
I am the artist formerly known as Darth Geek.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5270 on: February 23, 2019, 05:27:17 AM »
Mold finder.  And it's easy when you grow your own in your fridge.

The next poster can herd cats.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5271 on: February 25, 2019, 07:02:49 AM »
Cats are constantly running around our neighborhood. Just last night, I herd them loud and clear.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5272 on: February 26, 2019, 07:08:03 AM »
But all anyone cares about is that I poop like an eagle, right on their car.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5273 on: February 26, 2019, 09:42:31 AM »
But I make no promises in regard to Fester.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5274 on: March 04, 2019, 06:56:11 AM »
Look, if we're suddenly going to start telling lies here, we can stop all this nonsense now.

The next poster always tells the truth.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5275 on: March 06, 2019, 06:35:34 AM »
The Truth is the name of my dog, who knows my darkest, darkest secrets.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5276 on: March 14, 2019, 09:56:25 AM »
And still, nobody wants to hear me compare Kanye to a summer's day.

The next poster never gets lost.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5277 on: March 15, 2019, 06:44:41 AM »
That's why I take all my things with me wherever I go. Can't get lost if you just claim each new place your home.

The next poster always leaves a nice tip.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5278 on: March 15, 2019, 09:51:36 AM »
And you don't want me to elaborate.  Suffice it to say, I'm not allowed in most restaurants anymore.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5279 on: March 19, 2019, 06:47:41 AM »
My jokes are so good that they sometimes make people laugh.

The next poster is a rhyme master.