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Offline Johnny Unusual

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5025 on: November 27, 2017, 03:59:33 PM »
Mostly lower.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5026 on: November 28, 2017, 05:00:40 AM »
My apartment is built on the top floor of state police headquarters for some reason.

The next poster is such a genius chemist that he successfully made Diet Dr. Pepper taste more like Regular Dr. Pepper.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5027 on: November 28, 2017, 09:38:54 AM »
I basically just did what they did with Dr. Pepper, mixing random expired colas, then put less in the can.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5028 on: November 29, 2017, 10:16:58 AM »
Unfortunately, the pond is filled with tartar sauce.

The next poster won't stop believin' (and holds on to that feelin').
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5029 on: November 29, 2017, 04:19:25 PM »
Unfortunately, that belief is in shoggoth.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5030 on: November 30, 2017, 07:15:50 AM »
It's the only way to make shredded cheese.

The next poster has an iron will.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5031 on: December 01, 2017, 09:37:46 AM »
In case I iron time before my iron time.

The next poster is excellent at editing mash-ups.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5032 on: December 06, 2017, 07:11:04 AM »
I mean, who *doesn't* want to see Alan Alda driving a package delivery truck?

The next poster is in the know.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5033 on: December 08, 2017, 07:30:55 AM »
Mostly about what Play Doh tastes like.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5034 on: December 08, 2017, 07:53:51 AM »
All these people saying 'well, hello, sailor!' really gives me courage.

The next poster won't back down.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5035 on: December 11, 2017, 10:09:42 AM »
Yes, I refuse to back down, instead investing in flight feathers.

The next poster swims like a fish.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5036 on: December 15, 2017, 08:22:45 AM »
Now if I could just get this hook out of my cheek...

The next poster is amazing in the sack.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5037 on: December 17, 2017, 05:13:07 AM »


In it to win it, motherfuckers!  Woo!

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5038 on: December 19, 2017, 07:18:43 AM »
...at least, that's what I tell them as they sort through Rest Home brochures.

The next poster always gets the scoop.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #5039 on: December 20, 2017, 04:39:12 PM »
I should note I am a dog walker's assistant, so that's the extent of my job.

The next poster is unafraid of strange, new places.