Say something nice about the next poster...

[Miku Fan]

From a long, long distance.

The next poster is a really cool frood...

[Johnny Unusual]

... loop.

I look forward to seeing the next poster.

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

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The next poster wants to share something special with you.

[Johnny Unusual]

It's called K and it will help with your active lifestyle.

The next poster writes fast.

[d00hickey]

That's why th typos.

This guy makes a mean soup.

[Johnny Unusual]

The secret ingredient is hatred.

The next poster is a little bit naughty but a little bit nice.

[Darth Geek]

Which explains my random dying pattern.


The next poster gives to the homeless.

[Johnny Unusual]

Unfortunately, what I give them is grief.

The next poster remembers a lot.

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

...but not where I parked my car in it.

The next poster has not yet lost the will to live...

[Johnny Unusual]

...since I have yet to see any the last Transformers movie.

The next poster is kinda perfect.

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

Although frankly when you substitute +/- 12sigma for the word "kinda" in a normal distribution, that includes Andy Dick.

The next poster loves beer

[Sideswipe]

We are just good friends.

The next poster can make up whatever the hell they want and pretend I said it to them. 

[Eric Pode of Croydon]

I like to wear pink dresses and dance the can-can down by the docks with no panties on

The next poster has an ear for a great tune.

[Miku Fan]

Unfortunately, I went all Van Gogh and cut it off.

The next poster can juggle...

[Johnny Unusual]

marriage and a career.  Please give me one of each to prove it.

The next poster is so lifelike.