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Offline Nick

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #15 on: April 26, 2007, 01:59:34 PM »
Madness? THIS IS HORSE!!!!

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #16 on: April 26, 2007, 02:10:34 PM »
Would have saved more if traffic wasn't so bad

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #17 on: April 27, 2007, 03:01:20 AM »
But he got me back in the leg wrestling tournament.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #18 on: April 27, 2007, 12:23:40 PM »
Who knew Rue McClanahan could do that with her....nevermind.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #19 on: April 27, 2007, 01:39:33 PM »
I smelled like Stetson, marlboros, and brisket for weeks.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #20 on: April 27, 2007, 02:43:29 PM »
Damn dickweed clown deserved it too!!


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #21 on: April 27, 2007, 02:52:05 PM »
Once you got past the beard, she wasn't actually that bad.

The next person used a time machine to go back to WWII and gave Hitler a swift kick to the sweets.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #22 on: April 27, 2007, 03:02:21 PM »
And then had a threesome with an SS officer's wife and daughter.

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Offline RobtheBarbarian

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #23 on: April 27, 2007, 03:03:20 PM »
I don't.  ;D

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #24 on: April 27, 2007, 04:21:47 PM »
Yeah, but I tossed said kitty in the other direction...toward a busy freeway....

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #25 on: April 27, 2007, 05:07:32 PM »
You would too if you saw John Goodman naked.

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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #26 on: April 28, 2007, 11:22:22 AM »
I did until Mr. T sent that cease and desist letter.
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #27 on: April 28, 2007, 11:40:31 AM »
Hi, I'm Brian Dunkelman...and I'm a miserable failure.


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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #28 on: April 28, 2007, 12:12:32 PM »
I took them all back because I realized they all had higher than average blood pressure.

The next poster has a really hot mom. And she makes him/her kind of embarrassed
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Re: Say something nice about the next poster...
« Reply #29 on: April 29, 2007, 07:27:04 AM »
She constantly has a fever, its so humiliating.

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