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Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« on: April 30, 2016, 03:01:38 AM »
What did you learn?

I learned that junk-spaceship dealers leave perfectly functioning spacecraft sitting in their yards with the main ramp open, the keys in it, and the ship fully operational.

That you make sharp turns, banks and dives with a starship by... tossing around a bunch of levers?

Finn can walk quite some distance without needing food or water in a desert environment.

It's possible for a person, and entire series of galactic events, to become a "myth" inside 30 years.

I honestly think Ford was "trying" in this movie, and he is great in it.

Chewie likes flirting with triage nurses.


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2016, 04:29:04 AM »
I lernt that Han and Leia's son was a little bitch >:(
OMG! KYLO KILLED HAN!! YOU BASTARD!!! :angry:


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2016, 06:13:37 AM »
I learned that junk-spaceship dealers leave perfectly functioning spacecraft sitting in their yards with the main ramp open, the keys in it, and the ship fully operational.


Well yeah, mechanics and people who deal with car parts have cars
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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2016, 07:55:31 AM »
I lernt that Han and Leia's son was a little bitch >:(
OMG! KYLO KILLED HAN!! YOU BASTARD!!! :angry:

there is probably a nice big chasm for him to fall into in ep 9
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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2016, 10:07:27 AM »
Finn can walk quite some distance without needing food or water in a desert environment.

I also think that every time I watch it.  Maybe the horizon on that planet is way shorter than on Earth....





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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2016, 10:44:32 AM »
I lernt that Han and Leia's son was a little bitch >:(
OMG! KYLO KILLED HAN!! YOU BASTARD!!! :angry:

there is probably a nice big chasm for him to fall into in ep 9
maybe watching him rot in a sarlacc pit >:D


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2016, 02:09:47 PM »

I also think that every time I watch it.  Maybe the horizon on that planet is way shorter than on Earth....

Yeah, if NotTatooine is a smaller planet the horizon is "closer" but, still, quite a distance to walk in a desert environment.


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Well yeah, mechanics and people who deal with car parts have cars

Yeah, but they don't leave the cars with the doors open and the keys in the ignition when the car is perfectly operable, do they?  ;)



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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2016, 11:00:35 PM »
What did you learn?

I learned that junk-spaceship dealers leave perfectly functioning spacecraft sitting in their yards with the main ramp open, the keys in it, and the ship fully operational.

After all the portion stuff, I was getting worried that Golden Corral wasn't going to get a shout-out in this one, and then we got "The garbage will do" Yay!


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2016, 06:03:44 AM »
That was the line that probably made me laugh the loudest.


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2016, 07:03:41 AM »
Yeah, I loved the Golden Corral bit, too, that's what I was gonna mention myself.

I remember going there a few years ago. . . once. I'd heard so many people say they liked it, and indeed, it was PACKED when my friend and I went. And, let's not mince words, I was high as the International Space Station when I went and I STILL hated it.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2016, 07:09:42 AM »
I learned there was three servers' worth of dirty Rey/Finn fanart.

Which means there's TEN servers' worth of dirty Poe/Finn fanart.
I used to have an image here, but Photobucket got cheap about remote linking. I guess I'll have to think of something witty instead. Which I will. Later. It caught me by surprise, in all honesty. It's hard to be clever on command, I mean, YOU try it. Be funny: NOW! See, tough. So, gimme a bit, 'kay?


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Re: Trax Wars: The Learning Awakens!
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2016, 07:16:21 PM »
Also, there's "non-dirty" fan-art.