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Offline Thrashalla

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"Cyber Tracker" VOD Now Available!
« on: April 08, 2016, 04:01:47 PM »

Cyber Tracker! No, it’s not a spyware killing program from the early 2000s that, when downloaded, actually adds MORE spyware to your computer. This Cyber Tracker is a robot policeman designed through a shady collaboration between the shady government and a shady corporation, and those usually work out pretty well in movies.

But this isn’t just any Terminator knockoff, it’s far weirder than that. Taking on the vaguely cyborg, not-vaguely hairless menace is Don “The Dragon” Wilson. Don “The Dragon” is an actual martial arts expert but not an actual dragon, or actor. He is a hired bodyguard, who immediately turns on his evil bosses when he notices he’s taking orders from an Australian bro with a permed mullet. Don “The D” escapes to join a revolutionary group headed by a newscaster who just happens to also be a top-level hacker because sure, why not. Will they fall for each other while tracking the Tracker? First Don will have to get over his lost wife, who only comes up occasionally and is maybe dead but maybe just left him because he sucks, you’ll have to watch to find out!

Truly the Geo Tracker of 90s robot movies, with an ending you really, REALLY won’t see coming, log on with Mike, Kevin, and Bill for Cyber Tracker!
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