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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2007, 12:04:21 PM »
On this other board I post on we play a game called "Third Grade Poetry or Jam Band Lyrics"
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2007, 12:27:11 PM »
"Oh what a night"

I f***ing HATE that song.

The end.

Late September, back in '63
What a very special time for me
I remember; what a night...
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2007, 12:29:31 PM »
Are we allowing hilariously horrible lyrics? Because I still think nothing will ever beat Macarthur Park on that one.

What? You want to eat a cake that's been rained on?

BTW, "It's Not My Birthday" by The Might Be Giants riffs on those lyrics a little.
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2007, 12:30:31 PM »
"Some Girls Dance With Women" by JC Chasez
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2007, 12:32:37 PM »
"We Built This City on Rock and Roll"

YES! Horrible.
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2007, 12:39:59 PM »
"Some Girls Dance With Women" by JC Chasez
whatever girl, that's my favorite song e v e r.
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2007, 12:51:40 PM »
"Some Girls Dance With Women" by JC Chasez
whatever girl, that's my favorite song e v e r.

I don't know about you, honey, but I don't dance with other women so some greasy pop singer can get his rocks off.
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2007, 12:55:40 PM »
anything by aqua.  specifically barbie girl.  its the manos of music. 

I've got a Dutch parody of that song, done by comedian Ome Henk. I have to assume it's funny, since I have no idea what he's actually saying.  :)
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2007, 12:59:15 PM »
"One Tin Soldier" by Coven. Pretentious and solemn to a fault, and the opening song to Billy Jack (some crimes simply cannot be forgiven).
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2007, 01:08:17 PM »
"Some Girls Dance With Women" by JC Chasez
whatever girl, that's my favorite song e v e r.

I don't know about you, honey, but I don't dance with other women so some greasy pop singer can get his rocks off.
what other reason is there to dance with women? ;)
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2007, 01:13:59 PM »
Our roommate Cesar says:

"Mambo #5" by Lou Bega.
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2007, 01:31:01 PM »
"My humps"- Blackeyed peas
"Mmmbop"- Hanson

Gotta go with those..

and "It is hard out here for a pimp"

can't believe that crap was even nominated for an oscar. Then again with the low grade crap that get's nominations anymore I shouldn't be surprised.




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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2007, 01:43:43 PM »
"Some Girls Dance With Women" by JC Chasez
whatever girl, that's my favorite song e v e r.

I don't know about you, honey, but I don't dance with other women so some greasy pop singer can get his rocks off.
what other reason is there to dance with women? ;)

If you're still noticing the existence of JC Chasez after that point, then clearly you're dancing with the wrong women.   :-*
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2007, 03:22:50 PM »
I think we built this city, is in the so bad it's good category as well.

I will add john mayer to the list, nothing particular, heard two songs on the radio tonite at work, wanted to rip my ears off.
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Re: Worst song(s) in the history of songs.
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2007, 03:27:19 PM »
I think we built this city, is in the so bad it's good category as well.

I will add john mayer to the list, nothing particular, heard two songs on the radio tonite at work, wanted to rip my ears off.
John Mayer is like Phish without the charm, talent, edge, musical diversity, instrumentation, or lyrical wit.

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