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What was the dumbest scene/line/thing/character in the whole movie?

"You wanna buy some death sticks?"
11 (4.5%)
Count Dookie
8 (3.3%)
"I'm just a simple man trying to make my way in the universe"
7 (2.9%)
That horrible big fat grubby diner alien
6 (2.4%)
"TELL US, TELL US NOW!"
5 (2%)
"I Love the water."
15 (6.1%)
"I don't like the sand"
18 (7.3%)
Any yoda line aka "Our judgment she must respect!"
3 (1.2%)
Yoda's stupid fart-powered hoverbored
1 (0.4%)
"MEESA ACCEPT WITH MOOEY MOOEY HOOMILITY!"
14 (5.7%)
Anakin whining about Ob-Wan
8 (3.3%)
Padme telling Anakin not to grow up too fast
7 (2.9%)
Dorme
0 (0%)
When Jar Jar took Amidala's place... WHY THE HELL DID'NT SOMEONE ASSASSINATE HIM?!
13 (5.3%)
Their obsessive compulsion with having to say "May the force be with you" and then the standard reply every other 10 minutes!@
3 (1.2%)
THe seemingly last-minute tacked on scene of  the all-jedi battle at the end
4 (1.6%)
Kamino Sabredarts
1 (0.4%)
The long-necked aliens who don't even look HALF as realistic as the aliens in close encounters of the third kind!!!!
4 (1.6%)
The ridiculous idea of an invisible planet which has been done in countless Star Trek episodes but worse yet expanding on the idea and focusing on it for a full 20 minutes!
8 (3.3%)
"I'm worried that kiss won't become a scar"
13 (5.3%)
Why would Dookie Poodoo want to hide the existence of the clone army anyways? (Wasn't that just a massively pointless story direction?)
6 (2.4%)
The wonderfully exciting political discussion scenes.
14 (5.7%)
"I'm just a normal man trying to make my way in the universe"
4 (1.6%)
Anakin becoming the man with the golden arm
2 (0.8%)
The 20 minute flying car chase sequence
7 (2.9%)
The fact that those worthless andy-dick like droids from the first movie are still being used!
6 (2.4%)
THe "Legislative youth program"
7 (2.9%)
The name... JANGO
0 (0%)
Jango sounding like Steve Irwin
2 (0.8%)
The complete lack of inspiration whatsoever for the entire duration of the film
9 (3.7%)
Finally... despite everything, nothing important happens in the whole damn movie.
10 (4.1%)
Hiring Haydn Christensen for this and the next film
8 (3.3%)
Java Juice
1 (0.4%)
This is where the fish lives!
3 (1.2%)
The fact that because of this movie, Boba Fetts voice was overdubbed in the "Special edition" of the Empire Strikes Back DVD
6 (2.4%)
ALL OF THE ABOVE
9 (3.7%)
The YODA FIGHT SCENE
2 (0.8%)

Total Members Voted: 42

Voting closed: February 11, 2008, 05:41:15 PM


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Johnny_Short_Torso

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What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« on: April 17, 2007, 06:41:15 PM »
I know this is a lot of choices, but considering this is Attack of the clones I am being generous. BTW you can vote for more than once choice....
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2007, 03:31:49 AM »
Dude, an all of the above vote would've swept the board.   ;D


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #2 on: April 18, 2007, 04:04:40 AM »
Can I cast a write-in vote for "Java Juice"?


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #3 on: April 18, 2007, 04:14:20 AM »
I have to vote for Jar-Jar.  You go from an annoying, moronic bastard to a supposedly regal Senator who's now so intelligent, you are convincing an entire senate of the best and most intelligent folks in the galaxy to do what you want them to.  Please. Jar-Jar should be cleaning the Senate toilets.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2007, 04:19:35 AM »
Anakin becomes the man with the golden arm? I don't recall him shooting up at any point, and if he had, it would probably have improved things.

Also, I'd like to write in "Hiring Hayden Christiansen"


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2007, 04:58:06 AM »
uh you forgot the yoda fight which i would have voted for about 30 times if possible


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2007, 06:33:18 AM »
I love the water.
I don't like the sand.
This is where the fish lives.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2007, 06:51:06 AM »
Jango sounding like Steve Irwin was one thing, having the same actor re-do Boba's voice for the Empire Strikes Back DVD stands as the biggest sin Attack of the Clones commits.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2007, 07:26:55 AM »

Also, I'd like to write in "Hiring Hayden Christiansen"

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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #9 on: April 18, 2007, 07:55:14 AM »
Actually, I figured out why nobody tries to assassinate Jar-Jar after he takes Amidala's place.  Palpatine was behind the whole thing.  He knew Amidala would never support granting him 'emergency' powers, but Jar-Jar is a twit, so he got rid of Amidala and used Jar-Jar's, uh, piggyback influence, I guess, to propose this thing to the senate.

Concerning Jar-Jar, I don't think I would have hated him so much had he always acted like he did in Episode II, especially if they'd lowered his voice and altered the accent a bit.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #10 on: April 18, 2007, 08:12:32 AM »
I agree.  I'm willing to forgive lame comic relief and the occasional / predictable pratfalling... but that voice... ugh. When you stand out in the prequels as having the most annoying alien voice, you really accomplished a dubious feat.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2007, 10:20:55 AM »
The Death Sticks bit was just stupid and out of place.  It did nothing to advance the plot and destroyed what little tension there was in the chase scenes.
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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2007, 11:34:20 AM »
Fun fact - The name of the Deathsticks guy is Elan.

Elan Sleazebaggano.

That is all.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2007, 11:41:57 AM »
Elan Sleazebaggano.

The name Emerson Greedo now enjoys a certain understated dignity thanks to Elan Sleazebaggano.

NOTE: While it may or may not be Greedo's real first name, I always thought it he looked like an Emerson.


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Re: What was the stupidest thing in the movie?
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2007, 03:16:25 PM »
Dear friends, I have added all your wonderful ideas to the poll.  :)