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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #30 on: May 05, 2016, 08:55:18 AM »
"...but if Finn or Poe are gay how do I explain that to my kids?"

Start with how you explain Luke being attracted to his sister in Hew Hope or Jabba forcing Leia to wear a bikini in Jedi and work backwards?

the more difficult question is obviously "how were the blasts from the deathstar starkiller base able to be seen on perpendicular paths while travelling faster-than-light?"

The same reason there's explosions in space.

There could be enough oxygen in the Deathstar to fuel an explosion....and as Mythbusters shows us, explosions are even bigger in a vacuum.

http://www.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/m5-bullet-baloney-aftershow/


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #31 on: May 07, 2016, 08:04:27 PM »
Of course, hearing the explosions is just creative licence.


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2016, 05:59:47 AM »
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Fall of the Resistance


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2016, 06:19:56 AM »
Star Wars Episode VIII: The Fall of the Resistance

Aw, I was hoping for Star Wars Episode VIII: Not one single white guy, fuck you
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2016, 07:25:39 AM »
i thought it was star wars viii: finn and poe kiss?
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2016, 09:22:33 AM »
That's just a rumor for now, or might just be a working title.

I hope it is. It's a weak title.
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2016, 09:24:55 AM »
I have found myself hating every title at first, then find that it grows on me.


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2016, 09:26:51 AM »
Star Wars VIII: A Bad Thing Probably Happens!


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2016, 09:49:03 AM »
Star Wars VIII: kylo ren gets trolled

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Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away;
A single laugh demolished the right arm
Of his own country; — seldom since that day
Has Spain had heroes.

where did all the happy endings go?, where could all the good times be.


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2016, 11:24:02 AM »
Stuff like that should be in spoiler tags. Some of the rumors for TFA were dead on.


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2016, 11:46:49 AM »
Stuff like that should be in spoiler tags. Some of the rumors for TFA were dead on.
alright i added   spoiler tags for those who dont enjoy spoilers.
Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away;
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2016, 01:13:04 PM »
Yeah, if some of the rumors I've heard are true, we're gonna be in for a really cool movie.

That's an IF roughly the size of Betelgeuse, though.
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2016, 03:12:54 AM »
I don't see why it wouldn't be, the last one was
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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #43 on: June 30, 2016, 10:17:19 PM »
Cervantes smiled Spain's chivalry away;
A single laugh demolished the right arm
Of his own country; — seldom since that day
Has Spain had heroes.

where did all the happy endings go?, where could all the good times be.


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Re: Star Wars: Episode VIII (2017)
« Reply #44 on: June 30, 2016, 10:32:56 PM »
Only Star Wars and maybe a couple video game companies can release a press release that says a press release is forthcoming.