Little update here, Bethesda said that there's a fault with the kernelbase.dll module and that I need to call Microsoft. Microsoft is telling me that "Ive changed my operating system too much in the time I've had it so it's causing the problem to not work." Fucking BULLSHIT. They just don't want to troubleshoot this issue with me.
I had the idea that I should call a local computer parts and repair store, and they told me that from what it sounded like, I just need to reinstall windows, since there seems to be a problem with my system files.
Yeeeeaaah...I've done 8.5 years of IT, Tech Support and Help desk. I worked for two years for ...a large security company...every...stinking...time...I've had to call Microsoft in 8.5 years the problem is a.) NEVER their fault, b.) They will grab on to any other companies name involved, assign blame to them, and worry the blame like a puppy with a rag-doll, c.) Will try and charge you for "support" despite the fact it is CLEARLY within warranty/contract and is CLEARLY their issue, d.) may reference you to a completely useless and usually non-related Microsoft "fix", e.) most importantly, will never fix the issue.
If you have to reinstall windows, do you get a free upgrade to 10? Might as well install 10 if you're going to nuke and pave. I hate even suggesting that...it's like MS gave you a pair of poopy underpants and then they upscale you to a pair of poopy slacks...