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Offline Rattrap007

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favorite lines?
« on: April 15, 2007, 04:25:27 PM »
My fav was when the teacher is teaching the class and NPH says the line:

"Stark raving insane or simply British?"

and the line about a bowl full of Preperation H...




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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2007, 04:53:02 PM »
The one that got me to bust out laughing the hardest was when NPH said, "So, back then was there a giant lake covering northern Montana?"
I've seen this movie several times and never noticed that spot on the map! 

Also when Wonka tells Violet he knows of a worse habit NPH says, "Like enslaving an entire race of people and making them power your yacht?!"

Mad funny.

I've got plenty others that were just gut-busters but those stuck out in my mind the most.



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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2007, 01:18:30 AM »
The one about life on the streets of Engla... meri... poland.

And I loved the bit about how Mike flips to Prison Break during the commercials for Wife Swap, because there's literally nothing to watch on Monday night.  Hilarious, and NPH really was a good sport about his show being ripped on.

I could go on and on.  Way too many good lines to count.  Excellently rendered Rifftrax.


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2007, 01:52:08 AM »
but there is always Heroes... There is ONE good show on mondays...




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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2007, 06:05:43 AM »
My favorite:

"If you want to vieeww paradiiise..."

"Simply view anoother mooviieee..."










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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2007, 06:10:22 AM »
Grandpa Joe: It's ours Charley.
Mike: Ours to sell!
Aaahh! This movie just throws you violently into the next scene!


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2007, 06:15:24 PM »
Neil had a line when they were reading the golden ticket about when to arrive and not to be late and he added the best line.  My wife and I laughed for about 3 minutes.  Tears were streaming down our faces.  It was not a politically correct statement, but hilarious none the less.

It started with, "don't be late." and Neil added, "and don't be non-white".

Painful, but hilarious...


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2007, 08:00:13 AM »
I liked.

"Good morning!  Look at the sun!"
"Yeah, and look at how the sun reflects off of my nice, shiny GOLDEN TICKET...suckers!"


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #8 on: April 19, 2007, 06:45:38 AM »
Every once in a while Mike and company riff on something so close to my experiences that I can't help believing they know me.
Both of these riffs made me have to pause the show because of a strong attack of "Foflmao!"

1. The riff about depression and "The Six Million Dollar Man" cancellation.  I have a brother in law who loved this show as a kid and fantasized about it during his play time.  My wife tells me that when they cancelled the show he became almost suicidal and wouldn't eat for two days.

2, I know all about Gator Land near Disney World in Florida.  I've been there.  I know exactly what Neil is riffing about in this one.  However, I wasn't sick in the parking lot before going home to Ohio.
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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2007, 09:03:01 PM »
I want to go on a Runtz-based diet!


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2007, 03:53:37 AM »
Oh looks like the Paraguayan counterfeiter sent a hit-grampa to wipe out Charlie.  :D :D
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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2007, 07:28:59 AM »
NPH mention on SNL last nite. I didn't know he was hosting Regis & Kelly for a bit.


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2007, 04:55:59 PM »
There were so many good ones this time.

-You're pullin' our legs!
-They have legs?

-If I made a suit out of his skin, then I could be the candyman!

-The Scrumdiddilyicious bars cause renal failure in the elderly.

-A pudding lid? With sweet lickacle puddling inside!?

- Ah, the poor. Always willing to dig through filth for amounts of money that seem trivial to me, Neil Patrick Harris.


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2007, 04:58:13 PM »
- Mom loses her job as a shirt boiler, and the cabbage water gets that much thinner.

- I hope that was nougut, and not something that the Oompa Loompas left behind.


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Re: favorite lines?
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2007, 04:58:38 PM »
Yay!  That was TOTALLY worth the plane ride from Germany!