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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1500 on: November 12, 2007, 11:57:13 AM »
It's as good a plot for a film as any out there at the moment.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1501 on: November 12, 2007, 12:02:20 PM »
skillful avoidance of my pun there. ;)


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1502 on: November 12, 2007, 12:28:07 PM »
I'll keep pretending it was skillful avoidance and not embarrassing ignorance.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1503 on: November 12, 2007, 12:31:58 PM »
the moment has passed not point in drawing a diagram.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1504 on: November 12, 2007, 12:34:12 PM »
I agree.... I think.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1505 on: November 12, 2007, 12:38:29 PM »
good good, now here's a philosophical question:

Why is it that the devil is portrayed as punishing humans for being bad. Doesn't that essentially do what God wants him to do? Why would he do that? And even if he somehow was a sadist wouldn't it get a bit boring after the first century or so?


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1506 on: November 12, 2007, 12:51:20 PM »
The Devil is not very smart.  I mean how do you turn on God and think it will go ok?
He probably lusts for power, but is content with the little power God allows him.
Or, he's biding his time until the day all the good christians are whooooshed up to heaven, and all us non-believers are left as easy pickin's.
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« Reply #1507 on: November 12, 2007, 12:56:07 PM »
But lets assume that's the situation why dose he bother doing the punishing since by the same standard the big fella's also punishing Old Nick. Wouldn't it be more normal for Scratch to be a bit more friendly to people who have some sort of fellow feeling with him.

"Hey you pretty much are people after my own heart so I'm going to do to you what the grumpy ol' bugger upstairs did to me"

Makes no sense.


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« Reply #1508 on: November 12, 2007, 01:00:28 PM »
But lets assume that's the situation why dose he bother doing the punishing since by the same standard the big fella's also punishing Old Nick. Wouldn't it be more normal for Scratch to be a bit more friendly to people who have some sort of fellow feeling with him.

"Hey you pretty much are people after my own heart so I'm going to do to you what the grumpy ol' bugger upstairs did to me"

Makes no sense.

Well he's a sadistic bastard who is in charge of other sadistic bastards.  He has to at all times make sure they know who is in charge.  Like the T.V. show OZ.  You give them some time to turn on you and they will.  Then the next thing you know, Mother Teresa is in charge of Hell.  (she questioned God's existence so she went there, says so in her journals)
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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1509 on: November 12, 2007, 01:02:08 PM »
See I always liked Rowan Atkinson's version of Satan:

"My name is Beelzebub.. but you can call me Toby" very urbane.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1510 on: November 12, 2007, 01:22:10 PM »
STOP THINKING ABOUT IT! PRAY! PRAY!


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1511 on: November 12, 2007, 02:43:59 PM »
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Santa Clause is gunning, you doooooooown!

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1512 on: November 12, 2007, 03:35:52 PM »
Where did I see the phrase "Ho Ho Homicade?"


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1513 on: November 12, 2007, 05:17:04 PM »
Big John Call IS Santa IN O, Little Town Of Death-Lehem!


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« Reply #1514 on: November 12, 2007, 06:01:08 PM »
Found it. A little Christmas gift from Superdickery dot com.



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