Christian vegetarians.
Hindu Veg.- "This resturant has a good menu. Most places don't have so many vegetarian options."
Chistian Veg.- "Oh, you're a vegetarian too? I didn't know that."
Waiter- "Can I take your order?"
HV- "I'll have the veggie fajita."
CV- "And I'll have the Portside Pasta Bowl."
HV- "Oops, hey, I think that has meat in it."
CV- "No, just pasta and fish. I checked."
HV- "...."