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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1020 on: August 29, 2007, 06:18:59 AM »
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
WOW! And she didn't Smack You?? :D :D :D
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks :gouge: :gouge:

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.
Well.. Latina women can be as hot as a Jalapeno pepper, or as vicious.. as a Jalapeno pepper.. :speechless:


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1021 on: August 29, 2007, 06:20:17 AM »
Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch
WOW! And she didn't Smack You?? :D :D :D
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks :gouge: :gouge:

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.
Well.. Latina women can be as hot as a Jalapeno pepper, or as vicious.. as a Jalapeno pepper.. :speechless:

Your talking to a man who enjoys Habenero Poppers  :D


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1022 on: August 29, 2007, 06:21:48 AM »
 :D :D More Power to Ya!! :clap: :clap:


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1023 on: August 29, 2007, 06:50:52 AM »
So, over in England, do they have chili/salsa contests? We have ones in the states where people end up in the hospital.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1024 on: August 29, 2007, 07:06:59 AM »
Not that I aware of though there are often challenge curries on curry house menus. Not official things but super hot that the brave or (more likely) the paralytically drunk will order.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1025 on: August 29, 2007, 07:47:58 AM »
One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere.... like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville!

I needed a new heel for my shoe. Sooo, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, which in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! "Gimme five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only ones you could get were those big yellow ones...
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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1026 on: August 29, 2007, 08:01:18 AM »
Godzilla should just put Minya up for adoption. (I'm working on my Fan Riff for Godzilla: Final Wars right now.)


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1027 on: August 29, 2007, 08:12:30 AM »
Biotech is Godzilla.

Godzilla! RRRRRAAAAARRRR!!!


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1028 on: August 29, 2007, 08:32:40 AM »
I miss old Sepultura.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1029 on: August 29, 2007, 08:34:02 AM »
I miss old Sepultura.
Yeah! Sepultura From the 80's was GR8!!


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1030 on: August 29, 2007, 08:45:44 AM »
I miss old Sepultura.

Ah the carefree days of my youth... Chaos A.D.

Sometimes I miss the old days too.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1031 on: August 29, 2007, 09:51:24 AM »
Sadly, the 90's are my Good Old Days. And with a democrat in office, they really were.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1032 on: August 29, 2007, 10:06:26 AM »
Never fear at the rate the GOP's going there will probably be a Democrat in the White House again in a manner of months.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1033 on: August 29, 2007, 10:16:49 AM »
I'm not going to let myself overestimate American intelligence again this year. I just won't. We're probably once again going to vote Bush in, somehow.


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Re: Last one to post in this thread wins!
« Reply #1034 on: August 29, 2007, 10:39:13 AM »
Take a vacation in sunny Saudi Arabia.

It's the bestest.