Last one to post in this thread wins!

[RVR II]

Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch

WOW! And she didn't Smack You??
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.

Well.. Latina women can be as hot as a Jalapeno pepper, or as vicious.. as a Jalapeno pepper..

[Tripe]

Last night at dinner, my wife says: "I love carrots!"
"GOOD", I said as I gritted my teeth, "Maybe you and carrots would like to go up to the bedroom and have sex?"

...They didn't. But maybe sometime they will...and I can watch

WOW! And she didn't Smack You??
My wife doesn't take too kindly to my smart remarks

That's odd mine loves em, and makes them too. I like catty women.

Well.. Latina women can be as hot as a Jalapeno pepper, or as vicious.. as a Jalapeno pepper..

Your talking to a man who enjoys Habenero Poppers 

[RVR II]

  More Power to Ya!!

[Junkyard]

So, over in England, do they have chili/salsa contests? We have ones in the states where people end up in the hospital.

[Tripe]

Not that I aware of though there are often challenge curries on curry house menus. Not official things but super hot that the brave or (more likely) the paralytically drunk will order.

[kodiakthejuggler]

One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere.... like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville!

I needed a new heel for my shoe. Sooo, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, which in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em! "Gimme five bees for a quarter", you'd say.

Now, where were we? Oh yeah, the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions, because of the war. The only ones you could get were those big yellow ones...

[Junkyard]

Godzilla should just put Minya up for adoption. (I'm working on my Fan Riff for Godzilla: Final Wars right now.)

[kodiakthejuggler]

Biotech is Godzilla.

Godzilla! RRRRRAAAAARRRR!!!

[torgosPizza]

I miss old Sepultura.

[RVR II]

I miss old Sepultura.

Yeah! Sepultura From the 80's was GR8!!

[kodiakthejuggler]

I miss old Sepultura.

Ah the carefree days of my youth... Chaos A.D.

Sometimes I miss the old days too.

[Junkyard]

Sadly, the 90's are my Good Old Days. And with a democrat in office, they really were.

[Tripe]

Never fear at the rate the GOP's going there will probably be a Democrat in the White House again in a manner of months.

[Junkyard]

I'm not going to let myself overestimate American intelligence again this year. I just won't. We're probably once again going to vote Bush in, somehow.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Take a vacation in sunny Saudi Arabia.

It's the bestest.