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JOKES - Make a Funny!
« on: September 14, 2015, 05:29:02 PM »
Since there's been some jokesters in the Completely Random Thoughts thread  why not have a dedicated thread for Jokes and funnys :o

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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2015, 07:48:33 PM »
Since there's been some jokesters in the Completely Random Thoughts thread  why not have a dedicated thread for Jokes and funnys :o

There is: http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=12683.0
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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2015, 08:26:50 PM »
Since there's been some jokesters in the Completely Random Thoughts thread  why not have a dedicated thread for Jokes and funnys :o

There is: http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=12683.0
OOPS!  :o


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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2015, 09:03:28 PM »
Since there's been some jokesters in the Completely Random Thoughts thread  why not have a dedicated thread for Jokes and funnys :o
There is: http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php?topic=12683.0
OOPS!  :o

No problem.  It is rarely used, so it gets buried in the back pages pretty easily.
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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2015, 11:23:24 PM »
How many RVR's does it take to make a duplicate  Thread?

Answer: II   :rimshot:
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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2015, 10:26:56 AM »
Does RVR stand for "repeats very readily"?


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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2015, 10:28:33 AM »
How many Freudian psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to screw in the bulb, and one to hold the penis. MOTHER...I meant LADDER.

[Thank Stephen Fry for that one]


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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2015, 01:55:57 PM »
A three legged dog walks into a saloon and says,

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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2015, 03:26:01 PM »
A farmer shows a houseguest his pride three legged pig.

"That is one remarkable pig. "Says the farmer. "I was knocked unconscious in a fire and that pig risked his life running into the burning barn to save my life, just as the roof timbers were about to fall down."

"Why's he got three legs?"

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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #9 on: October 02, 2015, 08:16:56 PM »
Why did the pervert cross the road?

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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #10 on: October 03, 2015, 04:24:08 AM »
Why did the pervert cross the road?

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Only a Brit says "knob"... thanks for that! :)


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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #11 on: October 03, 2015, 08:38:45 AM »
Yeah, I heard it from a Brit..specifically, Rik Mayall.  He was great.  :clap:
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« Reply #12 on: October 03, 2015, 11:00:00 PM »
Why do Marxists drink green tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2015, 07:56:07 AM »
This is probably an old joke but I remember it from Emu TV when I was a kid.

A priest was speaking to god one day and he asked him a question: "Lord, what is a million years to you?"
"To me" said God "a million years is but a second."
"Lord," asked the priest "What is a million dollars to you."
"To me, a million dollars is but a quarter."
The priest thought on this and finally said "Lord, could I borrow a quarter?"
"Sure, give me a second."


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Re: JOKES - Make a Funny!
« Reply #14 on: October 18, 2015, 04:28:45 AM »
Good joke, Lucas.

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