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Offline space_mutiny

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Favorite lines
« on: August 05, 2008, 12:07:36 PM »
I actually didn't have any one favorite line, it just did my heart good to see Kevin get to make so many poo-flinging jokes.
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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 01:28:52 PM »
"Each of them had a bicycle, and each took care of their bicycle in exactly the--took care of him."
"The film has the hiccups."

"A bicycle safety film where apes evolve from men? There's got to be an answer."
"Don't look for it, Mike. You may not like what you find."


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #2 on: August 09, 2008, 09:18:33 PM »
"No springs!"

I was hoping they'd do some nice references to the old MST3K series.  :)


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2008, 10:04:51 AM »
I just re-watched this short, and a couple lines really stood out for me.

(shot of fatass monkey)
"Well, I think we found the one that got fat."

Narrator:  "This charming little thing was actually christened Tinkerbell McDillingfiddy."
Kevin:  "By my ass, just now."

Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #4 on: October 03, 2008, 05:02:56 PM »
Mike--"Please make hand signals to signify that you are a HORRIBLE HELLSPAWN MONKEY!!!"


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2008, 04:33:40 PM »
"Because it is not APE LAW!"


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 06:34:42 PM »
Solid!


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2009, 04:44:03 PM »
Kevin:  "In case any of you kids thought being happy was a GOOD thing -- choke on this!"
   <Tinkerbell gets hit by truck>


Narrator:  "but he'll find out that there's not a shred of a brake left".
Kevin:  "And just as the russian army is rolling in too, what rotton luck!"
Mike: "Guess his wheel can't turn 30 degrees either -- Nothing to do but die!"
    <Filbert run over by slow-moving paving machine>
Bill: "Ooo, he was crunchy"


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 10:21:04 AM »
 ... and he has the handsomest profile in school.
Chicks dig a Glasgow smile.

Bill: Dear God! Is that a tongue?
Mike: It's just a mask.
Bill: I mean on my leg, right now.  Kevin!
Kevin: Oh, (slurp), sorry, I was bored.


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 11:40:36 AM »

"A bicycle safety film where apes evolve from men? There's got to be an answer."
"Don't look for it, Mike. You may not like what you find."
I JUST realized, is that a reference to the show when they found out Mike's relatives mated with monkeys?



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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #10 on: June 29, 2010, 01:13:05 PM »
Kevin:  "In case any of you kids thought being happy was a GOOD thing -- choke on this!"
   <Tinkerbell gets hit by truck>


Narrator:  "but he'll find out that there's not a shred of a brake left".
Kevin:  "And just as the russian army is rolling in too, what rotton luck!"
Mike: "Guess his wheel can't turn 30 degrees either -- Nothing to do but die!"
    <Filbert run over by slow-moving paving machine>
Bill: "Ooo, he was crunchy"


"She had a tragic, yet GOOFY death!"


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Re: Favorite lines
« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2012, 06:47:35 PM »
"Stupid monkeys...always secreting hydrochloric acid"