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Offline MrTorso

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New MP3 Riff! Anaconda
« on: March 13, 2015, 06:35:58 PM »

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There’s riffs out there this big?? One of our favorites, now available as a studio riff, the movie that’s been called “Probably one of the top four films in the Anaconda series,” Anaconda! Anaconda stars a pre-fame Jennifer Lopez, a post-fame Eric Stoltz, and an Owen Wilson who even then was somehow ashamed of his role in The Internship despite it not happening for another sixteen years. With the help of Ice Cube (Straight Outta Compton, F@%& Da Police, Are We Done Yet?) they set off into the Amazon in search of those drones they claimed were going to revolutionize package delivery.

Then Eric Stoltz gets stung and paralyzed by a venomous wasp, so things are really looking up for our crew when they encounter Jon Voight. Voight has been obsessed with hunting down a deadly anaconda ever since the snake tricked him into selling his beloved Chrysler LeBaron to George Costanza. From then on, things spiral into a deadly game of cat and mouse, one where the cat is played by a snake, and the mouse is played by Danny Trejo.

And, as if that wasn't enough, at one point the anaconda spits a monkey right at a man’s face! How many movies can say that? Don’t miss out!
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Re: New MP3 Riff! Anaconda
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2015, 02:18:50 PM »
Amazon thinks I have such shitty taste in movies because of things like this.

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Re: New MP3 Riff! Anaconda
« Reply #2 on: March 29, 2015, 03:16:16 PM »
I STILL have not figured out why Voight was using such a strange voice and facial looks.  Just WHAT was he trying to play?

When Ice Cube is the best actor on the set, you have to wonder what the director was up to?

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Re: New MP3 Riff! Anaconda
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2015, 12:35:57 PM »
All this Kari Wuhrer and not one Sliders joke? Rifftrax, I am dissapoint.  >:(

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Re: New MP3 Riff! Anaconda
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2015, 05:41:03 PM »
No one wants to acknowledge her on Sliders.

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Re: New MP3 Riff! Anaconda
« Reply #5 on: October 18, 2017, 05:30:49 AM »
No one wants to acknowledge her on Sliders.

Kari Wuhrer was the least of Sliders problems.  So much potential, destroyed by such terrible network mismanagement.
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