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Does this riff rank among the best, worst or somewhere in between?

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Offline Anarchemist

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Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« on: February 28, 2015, 06:31:40 PM »
So how was this one??


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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2015, 08:02:40 PM »
I'd give it a solid B.



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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #2 on: March 03, 2015, 07:04:09 PM »
I'd give it a solid B.

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No one has ranked it a B...
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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #3 on: March 03, 2015, 07:15:56 PM »
You just aren't going to sneak one past E.J. Grug III.  :clap:
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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2015, 09:43:56 PM »
I'd give it a solid B.

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No one has ranked it a B...

It was conditional.  He forgot to add "if...".


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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2015, 10:24:18 PM »
Hulk-monkey is right!  He'd give it a solid 8 if, he actually voted and gave it a solid 8. Or perhaps, he'd give if a solid 8 if he confused his mint Listerine and Windex, and started tripping REAL hard. 
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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #6 on: March 22, 2015, 04:44:47 PM »
Just caught up with this one. I ranked it a C. I kind of feel it might have been a D, but it might have been the shittiness of the movie dragging the riff down, so I gave it the benefit of the doubt.

It's the least I've enjoyed a Rifftrax in a long while.

And anyone who says this movie wasn't that bad is now banned from enjoying movies ever again.
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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #7 on: March 13, 2016, 01:13:14 AM »
I enjoyed this one quite a bit. Had a good time, saved me from watching the film unriffed!


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Re: Rank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2016, 11:59:38 AM »
I just watched this again the other night, and I actually think it's pretty great. 

Megan Fox is so awful, and the movie makes zero sense.  Every shot at Whoopi Goldberg was priceless.  And for some reason, all their Splinter material totally cracked me up.  All the references to Tony Shalhoub really slumming for having taken the job were excellent.  And I loved it when Splinter found the ninja book and Kevin said, "Oh, I thought it would be wanking material."  Perfect delivery.