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Offline Hobbit

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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #30 on: April 09, 2007, 07:50:16 AM »
I like this one.

Whistle while you kill
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Just grab your sword and spill some gore and have a killing thrill
Just open up a gut
tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat-tat


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #31 on: April 09, 2007, 05:44:28 PM »
When Padme and Ani were first kissing, and she stops him, and Mike or Kevin makes that "needle dragging across a record" sound.  Tears were flowing my friends....tears.
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #32 on: April 09, 2007, 08:06:16 PM »
When Padme and Ani were first kissing, and she stops him, and Mike or Kevin makes that "needle dragging across a record" sound.  Tears were flowing my friends....tears.

Made even funnier by the fact that that's pretty much exactly what the soundtrack does, except I don't think it was meant to be funny.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #33 on: April 10, 2007, 08:14:12 AM »
The oh no, wiener head is back! line was pretty good.

I also liked when they pretended Sam Jackson would almost say fuck, but cut him off at "F"  :D
It was cool how they portrayed him, in the RiffTrax, as a mean-ass Mo~Fo.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #34 on: April 10, 2007, 01:28:22 PM »
Chad getting the Schnappi quote for this one made me laugh the hardest.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #35 on: April 10, 2007, 02:07:21 PM »
Shmi Schma Schmappi was pleasing. Actually, both of my favorite's were Chad's, which is funny, cause I kind of felt like the other lines he did were just sort of 'there'. Calling Anakin a puss was good too.
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2007, 08:52:17 AM »
I think that the "I love the water" running joke is the best running joke in RiffTrax history so far.  I feel (hope) that we might be hearing it in upcoming Trax as well, whenever someone says something really vapid.
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2007, 05:28:52 PM »
I think that the "I love the water" running joke is the best running joke in RiffTrax history so far.  I feel (hope) that we might be hearing it in upcoming Trax as well, whenever someone says something really vapid.
Almost a shame Mike didn't have it in his arsenal for Wicker Man. :^)


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2007, 07:19:42 PM »
I think that the "I love the water" running joke is the best running joke in RiffTrax history so far.  I feel (hope) that we might be hearing it in upcoming Trax as well, whenever someone says something really vapid.
Almost a shame Mike didn't have it in his arsenal for Wicker Man. :^)

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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2007, 10:35:35 PM »
I think the "I'm just a simple man trying to make his way in the universe" line was the best running joke in this movie... had me dying laughing everytime.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2007, 06:45:24 AM »
JANGO FOOT!!


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #41 on: April 14, 2007, 11:43:53 AM »
The only way his name could get any sillier is if his name was "One put foot put"


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #42 on: April 15, 2007, 07:39:25 AM »
pinch off a loaf I must hahahaha

I think I'm watching this again today. I'm in the part of NY that's getting the 2ft of snow.....not much to do.
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #43 on: April 15, 2007, 12:15:31 PM »
The running "I love the water" jokes were hilarious. 

"I love the water" is the new "this is were the fish live" for me.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #44 on: April 15, 2007, 01:04:16 PM »
"I love the water" is the new "this is were the fish live" for me.
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