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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #15 on: April 06, 2007, 09:15:40 PM »
Hey maybe that was a reference to "Count Duckula"! Hey that's cool.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2007, 09:18:42 PM »
Hey maybe that was a reference to "Count Duckula"! Hey that's cool.

And that Christopher Lee played Dracula a million times. Two references for the price of one.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2007, 10:23:17 PM »
Beside the lame Pontius Pilate gag, the few times Chad chimed in were surprisingly funny. "I like to call him Count Dookula." Maybe it's the voice, but that killed me.

What made that funny though was Mike's, "Ummmmmmm.. no!" reactiion.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2007, 10:24:05 PM »
Beside the lame Pontius Pilate gag, the few times Chad chimed in were surprisingly funny. "I like to call him Count Dookula." Maybe it's the voice, but that killed me.

What made that funny though was Mike's, "Ummmmmmm.. no!" reactiion.

That's debatable. ;)


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2007, 02:05:48 AM »
My favorite exchange went something like:

Mike: Hey!  How come R2 can fly?!
Kevin: Yeah, why can he fly in this one but not in the later.. earlier.. whatever, movies?
Chad: Well it was a long time ago in a...
Kevin: Don't give us that!
Chad: Mitochlorians.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2007, 04:48:14 AM »
The line that had me laughing the most was one of Chad's:

Jar-Jar: I move that we give the Chancellor the power to bind us, dominate us, etc.
Palpatine: I accept this with great reluctance... blah blah blah
Chad: *cough* Bulls***....



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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2007, 06:15:30 AM »
Mine had to be: "Ah, the smell of napalm in the morning love I do." from Yoda. ;D

I also liked when the Clone war started and they showed them attacking those sphere shaped Federation ships they said "They're bombing Epcot! Captain Eo nooooo!!!!"
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2007, 06:17:02 AM »
"My rat tail keeps strangling me in my sleep," had us all cracking up.  ;D


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2007, 06:18:03 AM »
If I had any problem with Chad, it's that the breathing would sometimes cut in before the setup for the joke he delivered. It just seemed odd, because it telegraphed the joke and made it clear they'd already seen the movie and written the lines. Not a big deal, though.

I think the "I like water" riffs were the best, but I can't remember a specific one that stood out.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2007, 06:46:46 AM »
I liked the Prince of Persia reference, and there was a Ghost Rider one. After Anakin came back on his chopper speeder, Mike says "Man, my head felt like a flaming skull back there." :D

Plus there was a riff about C. Thomas Howell, one of the stars of... RED DAWN! Maybe a hint, maybe not, but I want it sooooo bad.

Let's see. what else. Oh, R2 giving it to the navigation system. That had me cracking up for so long. There are just too many good ones to list.

Yoda as a rotting tadpole
Anakin saying "They're.. they're turning blue." when talking to Padme
More Royale w/ cheese references.
Chad getting biz-zay inside the tauntaun on Hoth.

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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2007, 10:35:56 PM »
Let's see. what else. Oh, R2 giving it to the navigation system. That had me cracking up for so long. There are just too many good ones to list.

"Oh yeah, you like that, don't ya baby?"


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2007, 05:56:53 AM »
I just loved how midicholrians was the answer to any of the plot holes.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2007, 03:06:27 PM »
Ani:  "...and not just the men, but the women and the children..."
Mike:  And the chickens.  Oh, yes, the chickens!

(I think it's the "oh yes" that really hits it.)


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2007, 04:26:03 PM »
Mike: (Describing Yoda in the final fight scene) And now he will summon the aid of Jedi Masters Kermit, Gonzo, and Animal.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #29 on: April 08, 2007, 04:37:38 PM »
At the wedding...

C3PO: "One day, that will be us up there, R2"



Anakin: "In to the weenie mobile, and away I go!"
(loves me a good MST3K the Movie reference  ;D)