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Offline Rattrap007

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Favorite lines from the riff?
« on: April 05, 2007, 05:15:33 PM »
One of my faves was when as yoda Mike or Kev said "Pinch off a loaf I must..." :clap:




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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2007, 03:00:51 AM »
<Mike>We don't even know who is fighting who!
<Kevin> Well the Director is fighting the Fans, and the Fans are fighting back!
<Mike> Who is winning?
<Chad> 20th Century Fox


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2007, 03:34:32 AM »
I really liked the "Dooku on Naboo getting a Poo Poo Platter and a froo froo drink" line.  The star Wars lingo has always sounded a little goofy to me, and this joke killed me.
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2007, 05:54:22 AM »
I was snickering and giggling for the entire Rifftrax because of this line. Dunno why it hit my funny bone so hard. :^)

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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2007, 05:58:20 AM »
oh this one sounds funny, I dont normally read comments before seeing a riff, but I have to work work work.... Dont know when I'm seeing this one.
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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2007, 06:12:41 AM »
Favorite one: "oh yeah baby, come here. That's right. Wait! Is that a grain of sand on your cheek!? You harlot! You whore! Oh it's just your mole. Alright baby. Yeah. Gimme some sand-free lovin'."

 :D

I'm gonna change my avatar to say that now. That, and my other favorite riff was how the children call Yoda Scrota behind his back.

 :D Oh there were just too many good ones.

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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2007, 06:22:48 AM »
When Shmi (Shma Smappy) died:

"I don't know what to do...I don't know how to feel, the director won't tell me."


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2007, 06:49:27 AM »
Lots of good ones in this riff...I'll go with "My brother's a puss".


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2007, 07:05:34 AM »
When Shmi (Shma Smappy) died:

"I don't know what to do...I don't know how to feel, the director won't tell me."

Haha, yes.


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2007, 08:22:01 AM »
In reference to Jango on Kamino, "If you can find him, let me know - he's the one wearing only one shoe."


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #10 on: April 06, 2007, 08:25:41 AM »
In reference to Jango on Kamino, "If you can find him, let me know - he's the one wearing only one shoe."

Yeah that was my favourite too, an obscure Where's Wally/Waldo reference!


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #11 on: April 06, 2007, 11:16:21 AM »
Yeah that was my favourite too, an obscure Where's Wally/Waldo reference!

Totally.  Of course, it prompted me to wonder, "When in God's name did Kevin ever flip through The Great Waldo Search?"


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2007, 02:10:46 PM »
I had a puzzle of the Where's Waldo in question. If you think it's hard to FIND Waldo, try figuring out where the pieces fit when the picture's broken into 1000 pieces. :^)


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2007, 08:25:54 PM »
"Meanwhile, on the planet floopy flip-doo!"


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Re: Favorite lines from the riff?
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2007, 08:53:15 PM »
Beside the lame Pontius Pilate gag, the few times Chad chimed in were surprisingly funny. "I like to call him Count Dookula." Maybe it's the voice, but that killed me.