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A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« on: November 23, 2014, 09:48:35 AM »
I went to a wedding last night. I got there relatively early and saw a guy who reminded me of someone. He was immaculately suited and looked exactly like one of our favorite people on the planet.

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It was actually him. I just found out a few minutes ago. Blew my goddamned mind.


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #1 on: November 23, 2014, 04:06:16 PM »
I feel bad for him. It's not like he's a terrible actor, but he's known almost exclusively for being in terrible movies.


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #2 on: November 23, 2014, 04:38:19 PM »
I feel bad for him. It's not like he's a terrible actor, but he's known almost exclusively for being in terrible movies.

Yeah. I mean, Anna Kendrick was in those movies, so it's not like they are a great barometer for how talented someone is. If I was a working actor I'd have been psyched out of my mind to get that roll.

But even though I didn't think it was actually him while at the wedding I kept trying not to laugh because I kept internally shouting "I'm Harpo!"


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #3 on: November 23, 2014, 05:01:25 PM »
OK:I am the only person on this forum who doesn;t know who that is.


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #4 on: November 23, 2014, 05:10:50 PM »
Thats awesome!


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #5 on: November 23, 2014, 05:31:51 PM »
Don't forget he was also in The Last Airbender.


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #6 on: November 23, 2014, 09:02:59 PM »
OK:I am the only person on this forum who doesn;t know who that is.

No. And I've seen the movies they are talking about.
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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2014, 08:06:50 AM »
Is it bad that I only know him as Harpo, and not by his character's name?   :speechless:


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2014, 06:03:57 PM »
OK:I am the only person on this forum who doesn;t know who that is.

No. And I've seen the movies they are talking about.


That's Jasper "Harpo" Hale, a vampire from the twilight films. He's actually one of the characters in the novels who might in fact be interesting in a different book. He's an ex-confederate soldier who, along with other vampires, basically conquered a chunk of Texas to use the folks there as breeding stock. It ended badly. He is, of course, mostly ignored by Meyer to instead follow Bella around.


The actor is Monroe Jackson Rathbone V, who was also in The Last Airbender and has recently been in a web series called Aim High, about a teenaged spy. He also has a son, Monroe Jackson Rathbone VI.


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Re: A Very Special Rifftrax Celebrity Sighting
« Reply #9 on: November 26, 2014, 01:34:20 PM »
OK:I am the only person on this forum who doesn;t know who that is.

No. And I've seen the movies they are talking about.


That's Jasper "Harpo" Hale, a vampire from the twilight films. He's actually one of the characters in the novels who might in fact be interesting in a different book. He's an ex-confederate soldier who, along with other vampires, basically conquered a chunk of Texas to use the folks there as breeding stock. It ended badly. He is, of course, mostly ignored by Meyer to instead follow Bella around.


The actor is Monroe Jackson Rathbone V, who was also in The Last Airbender and has recently been in a web series called Aim High, about a teenaged spy. He also has a son, Monroe Jackson Rathbone VI.
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