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Gone Whalin'
« on: November 06, 2014, 01:16:34 PM »
    I don't have kindle, so I ordered the paperback version of Gone Whalin'.  As it is Conor's first novel, I figured it'd be a quick read. 

   I just heard a knock on my door, then  a thud.  The knock was the UPS guy.  the thud was the sound of Gone Whalin' shattering my door step. The UPS guy didn't bother handing me the book, he just knocked on the door, dropped the book and left.

   I think I ruptured a disc, picking up the book.  It's HUGE! It's about 15 finger nails long, 7 fingernails wide and about 3 fingernails thick!

  I haven't started reading the book yet, as I just received it.  But, I do look forward to it, and am very pleased it's going to be long, thorough read!
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Re: Gone Whalin'
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2014, 01:49:33 PM »
At least you have something to do while that spaghetti noodle you call a spine mends. 

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.

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Re: Gone Whalin'
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2014, 06:41:44 PM »
I guarantee at least 7^4 cubic fingernails of laughs.