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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #45 on: December 09, 2014, 10:31:29 AM »
Where can we find out who won the contest to suggest a riff?  I was in the hospital with my wife after my daughter was born, so I sorta missed this event. :)  My victory email must be delayed somewhere...
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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #46 on: December 09, 2014, 11:02:33 AM »
Where can we find out who won the contest to suggest a riff?  I was in the hospital with my wife after my daughter was born, so I sorta missed this event. :)  My victory email must be delayed somewhere...

I'm still waiting to find out who won the joke for Anaconda. I guess they don't publicly announce it. But, it was listed on the credits.  I read fast enough to know I didn't win.  I remember part of the joke, it was about Paradise Lost...which means, I lost, because my joke was The Kansas State Legislature debated same sex marriage deep, deep into the night.
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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #47 on: December 09, 2014, 12:00:38 PM »
My (better) Santa Claus joke was about how the clumsily dancing devils were still better dancers than Taylor Swift.
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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #48 on: December 09, 2014, 12:39:03 PM »
My best joke I submitted was "These are the elves who were cast out of the magic space castle for their rebellion against Santa." The other two were a fairly long-winded and esoteric joke about Dante's Inferno and the rather lame "Dancing With the Stars is really weird this season."


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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #49 on: December 10, 2014, 05:35:16 AM »
One of mine was about how disappointed I was in the choice of dance since "Cloven hooves were made for a tap number."  Another was about the devils being cast out of Frank Gorshin's acting class for going too far over the top.  I can't remember exactly what my third one was, but it was basically a direct quote from Dante with one word substituted for "fabulous."
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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #50 on: December 10, 2014, 10:33:49 AM »
Mine was something along the lines of, "You know, even with the fire and multiple dancing Satans, the director really hasn't sold the idea that this is a bad place.  What this scene really needs is some Ku Klux <white robed & hooded people walk into scene>...oh wait, never mind!"


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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #51 on: December 10, 2014, 01:22:02 PM »
Mine was "Hey look. Santa Claus. I didn't know he was in this."

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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #52 on: December 10, 2014, 02:04:36 PM »
Mine was, "I always knew there'd be flash mobs in Hell..."


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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #53 on: December 10, 2014, 02:26:16 PM »
Mine was, "I always knew there'd be flash mobs in Hell..."

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Re: rifftrax Dec Live show is Santa Claus (1959)
« Reply #54 on: December 20, 2014, 08:25:00 PM »
My riff was "You know guys...this really isn't what Anton LaVey had in mind when he started the Church of Satan." should've added something like "Yeah, yeah - they've really lost their way under new management" or something haha but I was tired/high/sleep medded up - and meant to submit 2 more, better ones - but time ran out. 
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