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Offline Darth Geek

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What riff Slayed you?
« on: October 17, 2014, 06:08:48 PM »
"Sir Marvin of Mars!"

"A quick draw arrow contest. That's a thing, right?" "Nnnope!"

"Jeez, Jack. How does the scenery taste?"
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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #1 on: October 17, 2014, 06:53:36 PM »
Pretty much any riff dealing with Palance's overacting. :lol:



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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #2 on: October 17, 2014, 06:56:31 PM »
Pretty much any riff dealing with Palance's overacting. :lol:

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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #3 on: October 17, 2014, 07:46:47 PM »
WE HAVE GOT THEE TO A MOTHER*BEEP*ING NUNNERY!

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Ungrateful harpy. Dwarf! Upperdecker the holy water.
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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #4 on: October 18, 2014, 05:28:21 PM »
All right! Checking in on our heroes was a mistake!

Ungrateful harpy. Dwarf! Upperdecker the holy water.


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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2014, 08:17:36 PM »
The U2 album ranking was awesome, that riff alone sold me this whole movie.

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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2014, 10:21:25 PM »
Yeah, the "How's that scenery taste, Jack?" was my favorite line. ROARED with laughter at that moment. That, and their reaction to the discovery that Jack was supposed to be that dude's son.


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Re: What riff Slayed you?
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2017, 03:08:51 PM »
It's short for "Hawkbert"

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This is one of the funniest riffs I've seen, a 10. Glad I picked it up last month since it's disappeared from the site.