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WTF Did I Just Watch? Cyberkidz Episode One (Part One)
« on: August 14, 2014, 09:21:50 AM »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdyWZwe7fbw&list=UU-8PiXlvYFAbZpsJt3-L93g

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/cdyWZwe7fbw?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/cdyWZwe7fbw?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>

All the quality of a Power Rangers episode (but with actors the age they're playing) in a show where an Internet that didn't yet exist let minors experience the glory of combat raving for only quarters a trip.

1:05 - Of course the Asian kid knows Kung-Fu.

1:37 - "I stepped in poo-poo right before I came here just so I could do... this."

1:55 - Inexplicable water? Or is this a case of Me Chinese, Me Play Joke?

2:55 - Is this kid breaking and entering his own house? So punk. And then he uses a computer? So cyber. This kid is so punk and so cyber. If only there were an appropriate word that combined the two concepts, this kid would totally be that.

4:07 - Either this kid is reading a scratch and sniff comic or he's the most nearsighted fucker ever. Somebody get him some cyberspectacles.

4:13 - The archangel Gabriel just activated his VR goggles. Either that, or they're solaroverpowered.

4:16 - That's the same thing I said to myself before my first shot of liquor, kiddo, and the answer is yes. A world of pain.

4:37 - Zak is such an Asian name. I can't get over how incredibly Asian it is.

4:41 - Did Zak just wish "a girl" into virtual existence?

4:50 - OH MY GOD. IT'S CYBER-GOD WALTER WHITE. AND HE'S BLUE.

5:06 - How come the black kid didn't get a cool three-minute cyberintro? Or did I just answer my own question?

5:13 - Jacob Floyd, "former" game inventor for Cyberware Games, you're giving me a real pedo vibe here, man.

5:36 - Yeah, the kids totally aren't buying your Zailord story, Jake, and frankly, neither am I.

5:54 - Kyle is totally patronizing you, Jacob. Do you not hear the sarcasm in his tiny voice?

6:04 - Jacob's hesitation to answer this perfectly reasonable question by Jan the Gadget-Master makes me wonder if he's really thought this thing through.

6:06 - Just as I suspected. No clue. Classic deflection.

6:39 - Well, that was fun. Enjoy your voyeuristic romp on the Deep Web with Meth Zordon, kids. And stop asking him about his "glove".
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