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Offline BathTub

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Rank a Riff
« on: March 30, 2007, 02:25:26 PM »
What say you survivors?


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2007, 08:03:27 PM »
Wonderful callbacks, fart jokes, fat jokes, hobbit jokes, and "Hey lady can we get our ball back?"

Very well done and hilarious all the way through. I especially enjoyed Mike's reactions to Act cuts.

PLUS, I've never seen Lost, and now I wanna keep watching past episode 2.

They should be paying you guys.  :P
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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2007, 09:34:18 PM »
I think this was J-Proof's scheme to get a group of Riffaholic Lost fans going on the roundtable. :^)


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 06:13:39 PM »
At least the person who voted 1 could say why.


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2007, 04:30:25 AM »
I gave it a 7.  Solid work, but not amongst their best.


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2007, 09:52:29 AM »
As always, they dropped some decent zingers... but overall I thought it was one of their least consistent offerings. I'll openly admit my possible bais as I'm not a fan of Lost and wasn't terribly enthusiastic about this rifftrack. After the first 30-40 minutes there were long stretches were I didn't laugh much. I can see this being more enjoyable for fans of show, but 5/10 is the best I could give it. There is no desire to watch it again or persue additional Lost episode tracks if they decide to go that route.


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2007, 01:24:39 PM »
I gave it an 8, decent, I had a good laughs, and after all the 'fat and fart joke' comments I found it surprisingly light on both,  :rimshot:


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 10:33:32 AM »
I loved it.  I gave this a 10.  Yes, there were a lot of fart jokes but (butt) the first one was amazing.  I was really glad I purchased this because I enjoyed this a lot more than what I thought was a pretty disappointing T3 riff.  I find it confusing that the members of this board gave such high exaltations to the T3 and Aeon Flux riffs, I guess I can't really trust the opinions of most of the people here.


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 10:54:26 AM »
well everyone is different, I loved T3 but was pretty indifferent towards Aeon Flux.


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 12:01:37 PM »
I think this was J-Proof's scheme to get a group of Riffaholic Lost fans going on the roundtable. :^)

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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2007, 07:00:13 AM »
Absolutely awful.   >:(

Only a 1970's -1980's "femme" relationship movie could have been worse.  This is not really a knock on the Riffers, but my own prejudices against horrible "entertainment."   Not often, but when a movie, or in this instance a TV pilot, crosses a certain threshold of pain with me, I get so pissed off that not even a first rate Rifftrax can force me to watch it.  I stopped this one half way through and chunked  the DVD and its box in a nearby garbage can.  This has happened only once before with "Firewall."  This will not stop me from trying each and every Rifftrax, but god, this was bad!
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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #11 on: June 12, 2007, 04:11:09 PM »
What say you survivors?

No, that's another show on CBS.... :rimshot:


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2008, 06:14:59 AM »
Perfect TEN!


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #13 on: May 14, 2009, 11:00:15 AM »
Hilarious. I heard all the jokes while re-authoring a DVD, but I still crack up when I watch it.


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Re: Rank a Riff
« Reply #14 on: May 14, 2009, 11:40:05 AM »
Especially part one over part two, but Mike was mean! I love it when Mike gets "raised tone of voice" mean. Mike can, and usually does, use his rapier wit and snarky inferences to be mean, but every once in a while, he'll get legit mean. Again, I love it.