What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

As convoluted as this show may be, what were we able to glean from it.

[Minnesota]

We learned that Polar Bears can survive in tropical weather
We learned that Hobits can not sing worth a darn
We learned that the best thing to do in an emergency situation is to run around aimlessly in a circle

[Qrusher14242]

i learned its ok to smoke near jet fuel

[Bob]

I learned that only handsome men and pretty women fly in commercial jets..... or at the very least, only the pretty survive plane crashes.

[Rufus T]

I learned that only handsome men and pretty women fly in commercial jets..... or at the very least, only the pretty survive plane crashes.

 Merry and Elmer Fudd ain't pretty.

[Rattrap007]

I learned never to stand near a flaming jet engine..

[Jamescush]

Never EVER stick your head out of a window when you hear a huge monster outside. You will get eaten and then spat out.

[Don W]

I learned that you can stop a charging Polar bear dead by randomly firing a few shots at it.

[mrbasehart]

I learned that Hurley was fat.  And learned it several more times very quickly.   

[Janitor]

I learned never trust public pool lifeguards to perform CPR. Unless of course my stomach needs air.

Oh and backgammon is totally gay and stupid.

And I really wanna visit the tiny island of Puka Puka! Yay Kevin!

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that Hurley was fat.  And learned it several more times very quickly.   

He may be fat, but he's got the best stuff this side of LA.
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A little pricey though.

[Quicksilver]

  that was funny

[SecretAgentSuperDragon]

I learned that Greg Grunberg is JJ Abrams standby lackey. Watch him be a red shirt guy in the new Star Trek.

[Droobie]

I learned that if you fly first class, apparently you go straight to hell.  Which, y'know, is a hard argument to beat.

I also learned that it's okay to eat a case of hot pockets, but if someone offers you seafood, you should immediately reject it.  Even if you are starving.

I learned that the Lost producers need to take viewer suggestions.  The Lost DVDs really could use a "mute all blonde women when they're talking" button.

[Janitor]

I learned that the Lost producers need to take viewer suggestions.  The Lost DVDs really could use a "mute all blonde women when they're talking" button.

Holy crap that's brilliant!