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What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« on: March 30, 2007, 01:57:21 PM »
As convoluted as this show may be, what were we able to glean from it.


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2007, 10:00:29 AM »
We learned that Polar Bears can survive in tropical weather
We learned that Hobits can not sing worth a darn
We learned that the best thing to do in an emergency situation is to run around aimlessly in a circle


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2007, 12:02:16 PM »
i learned its ok to smoke near jet fuel


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2007, 12:06:01 PM »
I learned that only handsome men and pretty women fly in commercial jets..... or at the very least, only the pretty survive plane crashes.


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2007, 12:31:21 PM »
I learned that only handsome men and pretty women fly in commercial jets..... or at the very least, only the pretty survive plane crashes.

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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #5 on: March 31, 2007, 12:50:35 PM »
I learned never to stand near a flaming jet engine..




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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #6 on: March 31, 2007, 01:00:07 PM »
Never EVER stick your head out of a window when you hear a huge monster outside. You will get eaten and then spat out. :o


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2007, 03:04:24 PM »
I learned that you can stop a charging Polar bear dead by randomly firing a few shots at it.


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #8 on: March 31, 2007, 05:29:12 PM »
I learned that Hurley was fat.  And learned it several more times very quickly.   >:D


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2007, 03:12:48 AM »
I learned never trust public pool lifeguards to perform CPR. Unless of course my stomach needs air.

Oh and backgammon is totally gay and stupid.

And I really wanna visit the tiny island of Puka Puka! Yay Kevin!


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2007, 06:45:04 AM »
I learned that Hurley was fat.  And learned it several more times very quickly.   >:D

He may be fat, but he's got the best stuff this side of LA.
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A little pricey though. :D


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2007, 09:07:33 AM »
 :clap: that was funny
The Ood: The Beast and his armies will rise from the pit to make war against God.
Rose: I'm sorry?
The Ood: Apologies. I said: I hope you enjoy your meal.


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2007, 01:08:41 PM »
I learned that Greg Grunberg is JJ Abrams standby lackey. Watch him be a red shirt guy in the new Star Trek.


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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2007, 01:24:22 PM »
I learned that if you fly first class, apparently you go straight to hell.  Which, y'know, is a hard argument to beat. ;)

I also learned that it's okay to eat a case of hot pockets, but if someone offers you seafood, you should immediately reject it.  Even if you are starving.

I learned that the Lost producers need to take viewer suggestions.  The Lost DVDs really could use a "mute all blonde women when they're talking" button. :)
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Re: What did we learn? (Not much until the 5th Season)
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2007, 03:30:48 AM »
I learned that the Lost producers need to take viewer suggestions.  The Lost DVDs really could use a "mute all blonde women when they're talking" button. :)


Holy crap that's brilliant!