Dedicated to Miku
abducted by aliens!
I was Baking along the sidewalk when an alien Monged me. I was Fried into their Squeegee and it blasted off. Then the alien asked me to Squeegee on the TV. I was suprised they spoke english. the aliens had a pet Diamondback Terrapin. We ordered a Light Bulb and it tasted good. As we came back into the galaxy, one alien asked me if I wanted a Yenta. I said no but I would like a Saw. He got it for me and then dropped me off at my The Islets Of Langerhans. then I realized I had been gone for 1,437 years!