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Offline space_mutiny

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What things in a past life did you learn?
« on: June 08, 2014, 10:00:30 AM »
I learned that if you keep a gorilla captive in your house (and why wouldn't you?), you should make sure that said gorilla is close enough to your marital bed to be completely audible at all times.

I learned that a tarantula is just as deadly as a lion or an elephant. Which really is true, if you have a husband who totally wigs out and shoves you as hard as humanly possible whenever he sees a tarantula.

I learned that Ed Wood is not a very good film maker. I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed this before.
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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2014, 05:38:28 PM »
I learned that Ed Wood is not a very good film maker. I wonder if anyone else has ever noticed this before.

FWIW, Ed Wood didn't make this movie, he only wrote it.

I learned that your movie title "Bride and the Beast" need only to bookend the movie with such a notion the rest can just kinda be filler with hypnosis and some bizarre safari honeymoon.



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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2014, 08:08:31 PM »
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FWIW, Ed Wood didn't make this movie, he only wrote it.

Well, he wasn't very good at writing movies, either :)

Also, I forgot the most important thing I learned: 110,000 Chinese are living in trees.
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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2014, 06:46:46 AM »
I learned that Lance Fuller just will not act.


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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2014, 07:57:08 PM »
I learned that Lance Fuller just will not act.

You single-stomach, micro-cephalic bilobes.


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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2014, 09:33:12 PM »
I also learned that Lance Fuller is the guy you get when you can't afford John Agar.


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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #6 on: July 06, 2014, 06:14:48 PM »
I learned that the character Laura wears high-heels to bed.


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Re: What things in a past life did you learn?
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2016, 09:12:10 PM »
It seems beastiality isn't a bad thing if you were that animal in a previous life.

And now i feel unclean just writing that.