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Offline monsterbrains

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Note to self
« on: April 29, 2014, 06:31:53 PM »
(at 12)
Run away from home.  Immediately.  Your father really hates you.  It will NEVER change.

(at 16)
Don't drink, smoke or do drugs.  It fucks up your brain. 

(at 18)
Study what makes you rich, not happy.

(at 21)
Don't get involved with american women.  They will divorce you, take all your money, and take your children.  With extreme spite.

(at 30)
America starts going to hell in 2001.  The rich will begin taking over.  Republicans will not be discredited.  Things will get worse and worse. 

(at 40)
You are now old.  Hope you followed my advice.


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Re: Note to self
« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2014, 01:53:49 PM »
Note to self: No Hate Speeches :P


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Re: Note to self
« Reply #2 on: May 16, 2014, 02:23:48 PM »
I keep staring at monsterbrains' avatar and thinking "Why is the entire face decomposed, but the tongue is a healthy pink?"


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Re: Note to self
« Reply #3 on: May 16, 2014, 02:24:54 PM »
I keep staring at monsterbrains' avatar and thinking "Why is the entire face decomposed, but the tongue is a healthy pink?"
Maybe Chewy got a little too close to Millennium Falcon's reactor :P