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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #30 on: April 24, 2014, 03:55:24 PM »


39. Ben and Arthur - (2002) - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Sugar Ray Dodge)
   
Directed by Sam Mraovich
Starring Sam Mraovich, Jamie Brett Gabel, Michael Haboush

Place on 13's list: N/A
Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #39: Dead Again -(1991)

Synopsis:
“A gay couple attempts to marry but is stymied by the law, Ben's ex-wife, extremely bad acting and Arthur's eviiiiiiiiiil Christian brother Victor. Victor is then excommunicated due to his brother being gay and hires a hitman to kill Arthur. That fails and then Victor shoots Ben and then both Arthur and Victor kill each other in a hail of gunfire.”

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #31 on: April 24, 2014, 04:03:07 PM »
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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #32 on: April 24, 2014, 04:07:47 PM »


38. Fantastic Voyage - (1966) - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Compound)
   
Directed by Richard Fleischer
Starring Stephen Boyd, Raquel Welch and Donald Pleasence

Place on 13's list: N/A
Place on 12's list: #35
Place on 11's list: #13
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #38: The Mummy -(1999)

Synopsis:
"The adventure of a lifetime occurs not in the outer reaches of space, but inside the human body. An elite team of medical and scientific specialists race to save a top government scientist who is suffering from a blood clot on the brain. Their mission: be reduced along with their submarine-like craft to microscopic size, enter the bloodstream of the ailing scientist, and journey to the brain to perform an emergency procedure. With only sixty minutes to complete their mission, the scientist find themselves fighting off an attack by white corpuscles, caught in a tornado-like storm in the lungs, and struggling to survive sabotage from one of their own."

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #33 on: April 24, 2014, 04:17:58 PM »


37. Judge Dredd - (1995) - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Darth Geek)
   
Directed by Danny Cannon
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider

Place on 13's list: #7
Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #37: Evil Brain from Outer Space -(1965)

Synopsis:
"The Year is 2139. The Planet Earth has changed into a virtually uninhabitable place called the "Cursed Earth". All of the Earth's population have crowded into the cities across the planet, now known as "Mega Cities". The crimes in these "Mega cities" became so violent and so powerful, that the regular justice system was powerless to contain, then it collapsed completely. But, a new Justice System came from the ashes, They were 3 justice systems in 1 (Police, Jury and executioner), they were called "Judges". In Mega City 1 (formerly, New York), There was a Judge, named Joseph Dredd, who was the toughest and most stringent Judge in history. One day, he was charged with murder. He was tried and sentenced to life in prison because of it. Then, Dredd found out that it was in fact a person who shares his DNA. Former Judge Rico. Now, Dredd has to find out what Rico is planning to do, and to discover about his past."

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2014, 04:26:27 PM »


36. Titanic: The Legend Goes On - (2000) - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Steve J)
   
Directed by Camillo Teti
Starring Lisa Russo, Mark Thompson-Ashworth, Gisella Mathews

Place on 13's list: N/A
Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #36: Tron Legacy -(2010)

Synopsis:
“An animated retelling of the worst passenger ship disaster in history. In this version, love blossoms between the upper-class Sir William and the blue-collar Angelica, who is hoping to find romance in America. At the same time, there are also a number of animal passengers, including talking dogs, cats and mice, who are also looking forward to arriving in the New World. Oh, and there's a rapping scottish terrier too.”

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2014, 04:37:24 PM »


35. Space 1999 - (1975) - 24 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Wes J)
   
Directed by Ray Austin
Starring Martin Landau, Barbara Bain, Nick Tate

Place on 13's list: N/A
Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #35:The Island -(2005)

Synopsis:
“In the far off future of September 13,  1999, cosmic radiation causes nuclear waste being stored on the Moon  to explode, catapulting the Moon into the vast reaches of space. The residents of Moonbase Alpha must then survive the trials they encounter in an attempt to return to Earth.”

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2014, 04:38:48 PM »
And, by the way, a look at a possible riffing:

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Oh, KTMA era. You were so uneven.


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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2014, 04:44:33 PM »


34. Air Force One - (1997) - 24 points
(2 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #4 Compound)
   
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen
Starring Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman and Glenn Close

Place on 13's list: #8
Place on 12's list: #4
Place on 11's list: #12
Place on 10's list: #14
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #34: Pearl Harbor - (2001)

Synopsis:
"The President of the United States is on a journey home after making a speech in Moscow. But on the journey, Russian hi-jakers take over the plane, disguising themselves as newspaper reporters. They want the President to ring Moscow and release General Redek. But they think that the President has escaped in the pod. But the president is really still on board air force One attempting to regain control of the plane and to rescue his wife and daughter."

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2014, 04:54:42 PM »


33. GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra - (2009) - 25 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Pak-Man)
   
Directed by Stephen Sommers
Starring Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller and Christopher Eccleston

Place on 13's list: #2
Place on 12's list: #14
Place on 11's list: #6
Place on 10's list: #5
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's 33: The Ewok Adventure - (1985)

Synopsis:
"Two soldiers stationed in Kazahkstan (Captain Duke Hauser and his partner "Ripcord") are ordered to transport special warheads created by MARS, an arms' manufacturer controlled by James McCullen. When they are attacked by thieves (led by Anastasia DeCobray, with whom Duke has history), they are saved by a top secret, international special forces unit known as "G.I. Joe". The leader of G.I. Joe, General Abernathy (or Hawk) is on the trail of the thieves: an evil organization called "Cobra". While Duke and Ripcord train to join the Joes, McCullen ("Destro") is secretly working for Cobra and plotting to recapture his metal-eating "Nanomite" warheads. Duke and Ripcord (with help from Heavy Duty, Snake Eyes, and the rest of the Joes) must prove that they are Real American Heroes -- by stopping the launch of these warheads before Cobra uses them to take over the world."

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2014, 05:04:19 PM »



32. Krull - (1983) - 25 points
(1of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Johnny U)
   
Directed by Peter Yates
Starring Ken Marshall, Lysette Anthony, Freddie Jones but not The Freddy Jones Band

Place on 13's list: #22
Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #32: Night of the Lepus -(1972)

Synopsis:
"From the sky will come the Black Fortress. From the Fortress will come the Slayers to devour the planet of Krull. Then shall a girl of ancient name become queen...she shall choose a king...and together they shall rule the planet. And their son shall rule the galaxy."

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2014, 05:07:05 PM »
Wait...KRULL never made the Top Requested Rifftrax Loc?!



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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2014, 05:14:45 PM »


31. The Return of Captain Invincible - (1990) - 25 points
(1 of 11 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Rainbow Dash)
   
Directed by Philippe Mora
Starring Alan Arkin, Christopher Lee, Kate Fitzpatrick

Place on 13's list: N/A
Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #31: Star Trek The Motion Picture -(1979)

Synopsis:
“A World War II superhero is forced into retirement in the 1950s by a McCarthy-ish commission. Thirty years later, his rival reappears and Invincible comes out of retirement to deal with him. And it's a musical!”

Terry Pratchett called this film “a series of bad moments pasted together with great songs and a fourpence budget.”

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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2014, 05:15:42 PM »
Wait...KRULL never made the Top Requested Rifftrax Loc?!


Whoops. Forgot the 2013 entry on that one.


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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2014, 05:18:22 PM »
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Re: LOC - Top 53 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2014
« Reply #44 on: April 24, 2014, 05:37:34 PM »
It was number 22 on last year's list.  I went back and edited the entry.