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Offline Trekker4747

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Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« on: March 08, 2014, 03:22:53 AM »
So, what did we learn?


Offline TriffRax

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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2014, 01:09:53 PM »
I learned that Rowsdower is a countertenor instead of the dramatic baritone I assumed.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2014, 02:12:28 PM »
Can't wait for Cyborg Cop 3: Cyborg Cop's Wild Ride, and then Cyborg Cop 4: Cyborg Cop Meets the Wizard.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2014, 04:32:57 PM »
That Des Moines looks a lot like Southern California or Africa.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2014, 04:59:35 PM »
I learned that some semi-automatic handguns require you to pull back the slide for each shot.



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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2014, 08:05:13 PM »
I learned all about the cyborg not cop's cool visor display features. I'll break them down for you:


visor

A) Filtered view: This feature makes everything appear hazy to the cyborg not cop, shielding him from the full horror of seeing Jack Ryan do his "lambada" karate move.

B) Computery number display: This feature constantly reminds the cyborg not cop that computers exist.

C) Dial drawn by a third grader that constantly points to 0: This feature informs the cyborg not cop that he has a setting that can be expressed by a dial.

D) Real view: This feature shows the cyborg not cop what the world would look like if he didn't have a stupid visor blocking his view.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2014, 09:05:48 PM »
I learned that this movie should have been called "Fanny Pack Cop 2 - The Fanny Revenge."


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2014, 09:34:22 PM »
Who would have thought Rowsdower would make a cameo in this movie? I don't even think there's been a Final Sacrifice reference in RiffTrax before this, but I've been wrong before.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2014, 08:14:26 AM »
Who would have thought Rowsdower would make a cameo in this movie? I don't even think there's been a Final Sacrifice reference in RiffTrax before this, but I've been wrong before.

In Dragonwars there was- the villian had a similiar voice to the villian in Final Sacrifice ;)


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2014, 08:15:12 AM »
I learned that even the explosion of a diesel tank over your head or being flattened by a cop car is not enough to damage your baseball cap.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2014, 02:30:58 PM »
I learned that the... "future" (?) in this movie was more "futuristic" than the "future" in the "Future Force/Zone" movies.

I learned that nuclear power plants can just be blown up not only very easily but without so much of a second thought by anyone.



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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #11 on: March 09, 2014, 04:38:24 PM »
I learned that these kind of action movies CAN have a guy who really can do karate and there be a female lead who is actually attractive.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #12 on: March 10, 2014, 07:36:19 AM »
Watching this again, no one in this movie knew how guns worked.  In an early scene Jack drops his gun and while doing so takes the magazine out of it.  Sort of a pointless gesture, there'd still be a bullet in the barrel!



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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2014, 03:19:23 PM »
And I loved how NO ONE could hit the guys in the slow moving pick up truck at the being of the film, but all the shots from the guys in the truck killed everyone.

And how the Cyborgs could shoot and kill EVERYTHING, except they would miss from feet away at the people at the end of the movie.


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Re: Put what you learned in this fanny pack.
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2014, 09:05:23 AM »
I learned that this would be my favorite movie of all time if Jack was played by David Carradine