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Offline Thrashalla

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New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« on: March 07, 2014, 03:38:36 PM »
http://www.rifftrax.com/video/cyborg-cop-2

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFdm4hGDVkQ&list=UUL74m_9E8c2v6AkTN91lxJQ&feature=share
Cyborg Cop 2 is the special kind of terrible movie that has failed before you’re even done reading the title. That’s right folks, Cyborg Cop 2 does not even manage to contain a single cyborg cop. Technically, the main character, Jack Ryan (before his shadow was recruited) is a DEA agent, so he is actually neither a cyborg nor a cop.

The second thing we should tell you about Cyborg Cop 2 is that multiple characters wear gigantic fanny packs all the time. Like the kind a tourist without any dignity would wear instead of just sporting a sandwich board that says “Please pickpocket me and my idiot family.” The fanny packs are never addressed or commented on. Perhaps they are meant to distract from the fact that there is not a cyborg cop in the movie Cyborg Cop 2.

None of the RiffTrax performers have seen Cyborg Cop 1, nor have any members of the writing staff seen Cyborg Cop 1, yet we were able to follow the plot fairly well. This is not meant to imply that we did not have any questions. We did, namely “So is the cop a cyborg?” and “Seriously, is there a cyborg cop in this thing or not?”

Take David Carradine’s Future Force, remove the robotic remote controlled arm as it is makes the cop too much like a cyborg, and you’ve got Cyborg Cop 2. Strap on your fanny pack and join Mike, Kevin, and Bill for low budget action cheese at its finest.

Note: contains some pointless nudity.


http://www.rifftrax.com/video/cyborg-cop-2
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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2014, 04:06:46 PM »
Really?! Riffing Cyborg Cop 2 before riffing Cyborg Cop 1?! That one is the heart-and-soul of the Cyborg Cop movie series.  I thought you guys had integrity!



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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2014, 04:44:40 PM »
And pointless nudity: is there such a thing?


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2014, 04:54:45 PM »
Just tried to download using High-TV and it just starts to stream. Is that right? Which download is best for ordinary (desk top) computer viewing?


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2014, 05:03:07 PM »
And pointless nudity: is there such a thing?

Any nudity is good nudity in my book. Well, almost. I do have my limits.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2014, 05:09:51 PM »
Just tried to download using High-TV and it just starts to stream. Is that right? Which download is best for ordinary (desk top) computer viewing?
Same thing happened to me and then I read this:  "If the file plays in your browser, right-click and choose "Save link as""

The High-TV download is about 1.8gb.  If you have the space on your PC I'd say go with that one.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2014, 05:16:27 PM »
Five minutes in? Already better than the Robocop reboot.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2014, 05:19:54 PM »
Just tried to download using High-TV and it just starts to stream. Is that right? Which download is best for ordinary (desk top) computer viewing?
Same thing happened to me and then I read this:  "If the file plays in your browser, right-click and choose "Save link as""

The High-TV download is about 1.8gb.  If you have the space on your PC I'd say go with that one.

Thanks. That works.

Going to watch with Hormel short. This should be a good double feature.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2014, 05:27:37 PM »
And pointless nudity: is there such a thing?

Could be a case of erectile dysfunction.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2014, 05:37:16 PM »
So is this just an action movie then? is there anything spectacularly goofy in the movie itself (other than the title)?



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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2014, 07:43:01 PM »
So i take its Robocop with a lower budget.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2014, 08:08:05 PM »
And pointless nudity: is there such a thing?

Any nudity is good nudity in my book. Well, almost. I do have my limits.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2014, 07:44:58 AM »
This release will make fanny packs even more popular than they are now........well, popular with 70 year old women in Vegas playing the slot machines.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2014, 08:04:42 AM »
Bah! This happened YESTERDAY?! I'm slacking with my obsessive fandom. I should have watched this twice already by now. But I'm sure you guys will still take my money.


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Re: New VOD "Cyborg Cop 2" Now Available!!!
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2014, 03:22:13 PM »
Is that really Bruce J. Mitchell as the singer in the trailer?! I know he's a singer & guitar player on the side, so it probably is! Seeing my favourite underdog actor from MST3K again is a real joy.