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http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/safety-woman-danger-out-doors

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Safety Woman’s back, and she’s more out of doors than ever! Yes, everyone’s favorite crossing guard turned cosmic superhero Guardiana, seen first in the beloved RiffTrax short Safety: Harm Hides at Home, is taking it outside, Dalton from Road House style. But don’t worry, she hasn’t changed a bit. Still freelance architecting, still keeping kids safe with the pie plate and baton some aliens gave her, and still visiting her “favorite Aunt Margaret” -- deal with it, lesser Aunts!

Whether in boats, driveways, or crosswalks, dumb kids everywhere are getting themselves into trouble and needing saving, Guardiana style. She always shows up in the nick of time, er, well, after the nick of time, when the accident has already happened, then rewinds time and takes care of business. Teaching kids an important lesson: it doesn’t really matter what you do, a foxy lady in a shiny suit will show up and fix it! So go nuts!

Join Mike, Kevin, and Bill as they don their official Guardiana headbands and sunglasses for Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors!
http://www.rifftrax.com/shorts/safety-woman-danger-out-doors
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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2014, 11:20:48 AM »
What's this?? The return of the original Rifftrax cover art?  :clap:
http://edge-images.rifftrax.com/files/Safety_0.jpg


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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #2 on: January 31, 2014, 12:49:06 PM »
What's this?? The return of the original Rifftrax cover art?  :clap:
http://edge-images.rifftrax.com/files/Safety_0.jpg

Well.... almost. It doesn't have M&TG mugging on it. ;)

Good short, good to see revisiting an old character.  And odd little short, especially since it felt the need to revisit the "origin story" in such an excruciating precision.  I also don't recall Safety Woman having the power to "rewind time" in the previous short but I guess it's a useful power to have when you're saving two idiot kids who decide to jump out of a perfectly good boat, especially when one of the kids jumps out of the boat when he's the ONLY ONE IN IT!

Also apparently it's okay (or common) for kids to just pack their hiking gear and to climb mountains.

And I ashamed at the guys for not making the "Nick Nolte" joke when we were shown the beat-up and abandoned VW bug.   



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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #3 on: January 31, 2014, 09:09:14 PM »
I thought we already had a second one of these, I guess not...
Odd they repeated the entire origin story for both shorts.


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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #4 on: January 31, 2014, 09:10:05 PM »
I thought we already had a second one of these, I guess not...
Odd they repeated the entire origin story for both shorts.
Oh awesome! The chipmunk voiced aliens are the best part.



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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2014, 02:15:54 AM »
So, point of pedantry:

Didn't this short come out in 2014?

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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #6 on: February 05, 2014, 03:16:22 PM »
I WANT A GUARDIANA/SHAKE HANDS WITH DANGER CROSSOVER FANFIC, DAMN ALL OF YOU!


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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2014, 12:57:52 PM »
Biden is confused by her.....


"At an event in Philadelphia on Thursday, Biden compares the LaGuardia to a "third world country.""


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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2014, 05:45:50 AM »
So let me get this straight if I as a adolescent boy do something dangerous and stupid a hot older woman appears in some sort of silver fetish outfit and holding a variety of weird sex toys? Cool!
 well its of to the bedroom to put on some Barry White take of my shirt and chug some bleach!   


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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2014, 01:53:29 AM »
Holy cow this was a weird one!


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Re: Guardiana is back! New short "Safety Woman: In Danger Out of Doors"!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2014, 08:29:27 AM »
It's one of my favourites.