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Offline Trekker4747

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BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« on: December 28, 2013, 12:51:01 PM »
Seriously, I think this movie broke me.  All I can see when I look around the room and everywhere else are boobs and breasts.  They're burned into my retina.  This movie was, YOWSER!

But, alas, what did we learn?

I learned that the "What's in the sack? A shark or something?" joke from Mike will always make me laugh.

I learned that human fingers are made from Vienna Sausages.

I learned that Amazonian adventurer ships needed a Renaissance-times friar on board.

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Re: BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2013, 08:24:11 AM »
I learned that a movie with a few decapitations CAN have a whimsical GOOFY ending!!!


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Re: BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2013, 11:33:37 AM »
From the title of this thread I learned I need to get this riff asap.



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Re: BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2013, 01:37:50 PM »
Two words: random shooting.

I learned that if you're looking for someone to rescue the best thing to do is fire random shots off into the jungle.

I learned that southern belles (or is it English roses--she certainly sounded southern to me) lose the ability to move quickly or assess danger when in the Amazon.

I learned that snake snack salesman are damn pushy.

That are more alligators (or is it crocodiles) per square foot in the Amazon than there are psychopaths per square foot in Wall Street.


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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2013, 09:38:33 PM »
I learned that in Fictional Amazon Country, nobody cares about your past with a brutal dictatorship, and feel free to mow down natives by the dozens, but try to pull a fast one on customs and God have mercy on your soul.


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Re: BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2013, 09:04:46 AM »
I learned that that you should flee the terrifying tapir on sight.

I learned that if you are shot and fall into the water in the amazon, you are immediately consumed by either alligators or piranhas.

I learned the truth about crabs' lust for human flesh.
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Re: BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2014, 07:59:20 AM »
I learned some things about the lead lady role.

1.  It is best to go through the jungle by wearing short-shorts.  I mean, plants and bugs wont bother you (except when they hit the water all a once and that is somehow how they land on you in a canoe).

2.  Go ahead and sleep with the young guy, when he dies, cry a little.

3.  Go ahead and sleep with the old guy (you got over young guy dying).

4.  Try and rob the old guy and suddenly love the airplane guy.

5.  When you realize your young guy is dead, died for nothing, and the old guy outsmarted you........laugh and be happy.

Let us shoot her now.


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« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2014, 01:31:08 PM »
Yeah the... "arc" for her didn't make much sense at all. 

I learned the exact shape, size, and general dimensions of Clark Jarrett's junk.



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Re: BOOBS!, No, Breasts! Darn... MAMMARIES! Argh. Learn? Did We?
« Reply #8 on: January 06, 2014, 07:56:19 PM »
I learned that there is a more soul destroying movie than Austin Powers: Goldmember.  I'd  like to be offended, but I can't even summon  enough will to care.
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« Reply #9 on: January 22, 2014, 09:25:05 PM »
I learned I should really ask more specifics about the nudity. So far just saggy unappealing native women tits.  :P

I am about 45 minutes in, and they have gone from searching for oil, to searching for gold, to searching for diamonds. I expect by the time the movie is over they will be searching for Bitcoins.



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« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2014, 01:05:18 AM »
I assume the whole movie was made just to film topless women wrestling...........

I approve.


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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2014, 12:57:41 PM »
I learned that this movie has the BEST ENDING EVER. An old bearded guy giving a treacherous bitch the finger, before diving face-deep in underage native girl goodness. And he got all the diamonds. He's really the hero of this movie.


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« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2014, 05:40:16 PM »
I learned that Donald Pleasance made more than one movie where he played a Nazi footling around in the Amazon rain forest during the 1980s.