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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #30 on: August 10, 2014, 02:14:00 PM »
"...and eight weeks at full throttle for a paramecium."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #31 on: August 10, 2014, 02:17:33 PM »
"I dig a pygmy while my pig digs me."


"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the..."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #32 on: August 10, 2014, 02:55:22 PM »
"... Poison Ivy rash on my legs. Time to break out the Roundup, baby!"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #33 on: August 10, 2014, 04:46:58 PM »

"I met a traveler from an antique land / Who said two vast and..."
trunklike legs of Groot.


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #34 on: August 10, 2014, 05:17:52 PM »

"I met a traveler from an antique land / Who said two vast and..."
trunklike legs of Groot.


"Back off man, I'm a transvestite!"

Four Score and seven years ago....
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #35 on: August 10, 2014, 05:54:50 PM »
...should tell you I've only had sex four times in the last seven years.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #36 on: August 10, 2014, 06:04:39 PM »
"Daylight come and me have to spend a 10 hour shift at the office."


"Nobody puts Baby in a..."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #37 on: August 10, 2014, 06:08:07 PM »
"...Blender like Imrahil."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #38 on: August 11, 2014, 02:06:03 PM »
"This was no boating" death, so there will be no wake...."

A good man is like...
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #39 on: August 11, 2014, 02:49:27 PM »
...kinda like hard to like keep when you like say "like" every like word. Duh!"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2014, 01:55:24 PM »
...Green.  At least I am found handy.

Next (from HL Mencken)
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #41 on: August 13, 2014, 02:03:55 PM »
"Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that 711 burrito you are about to bite into may bite you back at some point in the next 6-12 hours."

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm..."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #42 on: August 13, 2014, 02:11:08 PM »

I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of kickass. Want some gum?


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2014, 11:38:53 AM »
I can't believe she wore that to the nudist colony.  Although anything would have been a faux pas.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #44 on: August 16, 2014, 12:57:00 PM »
I can't believe she wore that to the nudist colony.  Although anything would have been a faux pas.

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Can often be cured with a strong course of penicillin.

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