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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #180 on: March 05, 2015, 02:33:45 AM »
Did I say "injustice"?  I meant, "guilty!" 90 Days, son!

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #181 on: March 05, 2015, 05:40:15 AM »
ready to rumble!  *Action News 7 Team rides off in their action van to the Channel 7 Battle Command Centre Playset*
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #182 on: March 05, 2015, 06:34:54 AM »
drones on and on forever.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #183 on: March 06, 2015, 03:53:14 AM »
's grave and find it to be a lot quicker than a regular one.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #184 on: March 06, 2015, 08:16:48 PM »
Oh, wait, look a walking path into Mordor!


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #185 on: March 09, 2015, 07:36:37 AM »
toast is burning.  I'M HAVING A GIANT STROKE!

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #186 on: March 09, 2015, 08:24:03 AM »
...if you do it all right, they'll never think to search the closets and find what happened to their parents.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #187 on: March 09, 2015, 09:28:58 AM »
Ask rather, what the hell really happened in Roswell.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #188 on: March 09, 2015, 06:53:06 PM »
Secret Squirrel, specifically.  He's used to it.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #189 on: March 10, 2015, 08:30:18 PM »
anarchy and chaos.

Caw became paranoid, thinking crows were calling him. So he...
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #190 on: March 12, 2015, 12:20:14 AM »
quoted Jack Handey.  The crows agreed "that's pretty good."


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #191 on: March 12, 2015, 12:30:36 AM »
Unfortunately, it was evil-chaotic and would promptly thrash about the hall, smothering random members of the orchestra.


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #192 on: March 14, 2015, 07:43:56 AM »
Or you're happy to see me!

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #193 on: March 14, 2015, 12:11:29 PM »
I'm probably lawful-chaotic.
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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #194 on: April 11, 2016, 04:23:37 AM »
Man, Miku Fan stopped that cold.

On the one hand, the student has been informed by some writers that the only certain way lies in the use of the entropy-function and the thermodynamic potentials; on the other hand...