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UncleDesmond

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Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« on: December 23, 2013, 11:33:38 AM »
RULES: 1 point for giving the actual completed quote and 100,000points for a funnier version.

Crappy example: "Roses are red / Violets are blue..."

"Allergies will / Have a different effect on you." [Told you it was crap: you can do better]

Here's the next one:

"We have nothing to fear but..."



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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 07:26:17 PM »
We have nothing to fear but guys who wear No Fear t shirts.

The good of the many outweighs the needs of...

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2013, 02:42:05 AM »
Carl.

A stitch in time saves...


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #3 on: December 24, 2013, 09:01:46 AM »
A stitch in time saves from having tears in the fabric of reality.

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #4 on: December 24, 2013, 02:09:44 PM »
"....aaaand I think you've had enough to drink Mr Scheider."


Next: "Ask not what your country can do for you..."



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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #5 on: December 24, 2013, 02:15:08 PM »

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask "Where the bitches at?"

Of three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second...



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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #6 on: December 24, 2013, 02:19:21 PM »

Of three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, he was a slobbery bitch lacking all traces of masculinity.

Freedom is the right of all...

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #7 on: December 24, 2013, 02:23:06 PM »
...Duck Hunters to say what the hell they like.

Next: "I'm....too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy for my shirt / ...."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2013, 12:30:53 PM »
But most people are for "Who farted" shirts.

"God bless us, every..."


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2013, 03:19:03 PM »
...time we sneeze.

Next up: "Friends, Romans, Countrymen. Lend me..."


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2014, 05:26:13 PM »
...is appropriate and 'borrow me' is not.  OK?!"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2014, 06:12:03 PM »
the seventh circle of hell.

"A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely..."

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2014, 07:12:54 PM »


A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when the plot requires him to.


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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2014, 04:58:54 AM »
"...as host of Saturday Night Live"

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Re: Complete the Quote [with a Funny]
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2014, 03:10:21 PM »
"Little Caesar's.  Pizza Pizza!"

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