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I learned that sometimes you need to pull out all of the stops to commit inheritance fraud.  This guy's plan was more convoluted and complex than Leslie Neilsen's in "Viva Kenevil."  I mean, don't people do this stuff all of the time without having to drive people crazy with vampire myths?


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2013, 03:03:26 PM »
I want to learn boobs. Downloading this now.



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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2013, 04:02:29 PM »
I learned that sometimes you need to pull out all of the stops to commit inheritance fraud.  This guy's plan was more convoluted and complex than Leslie Neilsen's in "Viva Kenevil."

Is that what was supposed to be going on? I totally didn't get that, but I may have been *ahem* distracted during the film.

I learned that your best friend will be perfectly happy to accompany you on your trip from Rome to "whereever the hell", just for the opportunity to berate you for foolishly pursuing your insane fiancee. Also, he's probably a vampire. 


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2013, 04:09:17 PM »
Yeah, I had to read on the film some because between the movie itself and the riff it's hard to get through.  But apparently Mr. VanDyke was trying to drive The Most Beautiful Woman In Italy insane since she held the inheritance of the castle.  The movie tried to present the idea of there being "no such thing as vampires." When we see brunette serving wench coming out of the grave it was due to underground tunnels or something like that.  When the movie was finished the film's producers tacked on the ending with the melting skull to contradict the whole movie to say there WERE vampires.  And then I'm not sure where goofy guy falls into the whole thing.



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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2013, 05:21:34 PM »
I'm still trying to figure out what I learned, honestly.


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2013, 05:33:10 PM »
I learned Bill wants to be Anita Ekburg.



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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2013, 07:05:23 PM »
"Should we mash 'em together, or..."



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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2013, 07:15:42 PM »
I learned that after being told the castle is full of vampires, you should not be the slightest bit suspicious when one of the residents tells you she wants to suck your blood and bites your neck.

I learned that when idiots turn into vampires, they become the sunproof kind.

Also, boobs.  Amazing boobs.
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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2013, 07:26:52 PM »
I learned that when idiots turn into vampires, they become the sunproof kind.

At least he didn't sparkle.


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2013, 07:37:51 PM »
I learned boobs! ...I'll be in my bunk...



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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #10 on: June 27, 2013, 08:08:52 PM »
I learned vampires aren't undead--they're simply non-living.


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #11 on: July 04, 2013, 12:17:36 AM »
i did not see any boobs where are the boobs


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #12 on: July 04, 2013, 02:26:30 AM »
i did not see any boobs where are the boobs
There's no actual nudity, just big breasted women in low cut dresses.


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #13 on: July 04, 2013, 06:41:15 AM »
I learned the Vampires come out for the day only at 10pm.

Why 10pm?  Well, er, uh.................hmmmm?


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Re: What did we BOOBS..., er, I mean: What BOOBS.. did we LEARN?!
« Reply #14 on: July 04, 2013, 06:51:48 AM »
Well, I guess that's a good time of day that's consistently dark year-round.