Real life causes of Judgment Day

[Bob]

Rosie O'Donnell marries Tom Cruise and converts to Scientology.

AND the honeymoon is shown on YouTube.

[Sharktopus]

If you really want to set it further in the future, make it a robot that walks upright and can give a woman head.

Since most robots are currently designed by men (especially in Japan), that WILL be a ways off...

Proof that girls have no idea how guys think.  a robot getting off a girl would be hot, therefore some guy will want to see it, so it cant be all that far off. 

A few years ago I was in a god-awful Johnny D's (aka the world's worst diner chain) and for some reason they had some movie on HBO playing on the TVs. (Why a diner would get HBO, I dunno, let alone why you would put a movie on the muted TVs at a crummy diner...) Anyway, the movie ended and on came HBO's greatest contribution to humanity - "Real Sex," and an episode dedicated to fucking machines, no less. So here we are - a crowded diner, about 11 PM, and all the TVs are displaying an artificially endowed blonde, strapped nude to a table, pretending to enjoy being penetrated by an unholy crossbreeding of a lathe, a plumbing snake, and Johnny 5 from Short Circuit. And none of the patrons complained. The moral of this story? Johnny D's customers are pervs.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

end of the world?  easy

Arnold becomes president

[Sharktopus]

Is that a baby hippo or the world's hugest tortoise?

[BathTub]

I would be more concerned at what the guy behind the hippo is trying to do.

[Sharktopus]

"Do not have sex with any kind of animal. You would become unclean by doing so."
- Leviticus 18:23
www.bricktestament.com

[gbeenie]

Rosie O'Donnell marries Tom Cruise and converts to Scientology.

Rosie was in the Million Mom March; she doesn't NEED any more brainwashing. 

[mrbasehart]

This is what happens when Kate dumps Sawyer. 

[torgosPizza]

"Do not have sex with any kind of animal. You would become unclean by doing so."
- Leviticus 18:23

(Monty Python female voice) Right, who doesn't like an Old Testament style stoning every now and then?

[MarkAndrew]

apparently, not teaching robots to love beer.

Ah well, once we get to the 'Bender' class, it will be allright.

[Quicksilver]

more real life causes, running out of beer (obviously) Oprah as president or the most likely situation
Pychlos come back to rule the earth and kill all of you except me..and katie

[Johnny_Short_Torso]

You guys.. what do you know about real causes of judgement day?! WHILE YOU WERE ALL STILL LEARNING HOW TO SPELL YOUR NAMES.... I WAZZA BEINGA TRAINED TO-A CONKA GALAXZEEES!!!!!!!

[Hazzah]

I think the cause of Judgment Day will be when Cuba Gooding Jr, Emilio Estevez, Stephen Dorff, and Jeremy Piven decide to go to a boxing match during a 'guys night out.'

[Bob]

I think the cause of Judgment Day will be when Cuba Gooding Jr, Emilio Estevez, Stephen Dorff, and Jeremy Piven decide to go to a boxing match during a 'guys night out.'

That was a VERY uncalled for reference.   Dennis Leary was in that horrible thing as a "tough inner city gang leader" wasnt he?   Yeah, uber-white boy, gang leader.       

How DARE you make me remember that repressed memory   

[Hazzah]

I think the cause of Judgment Day will be when Cuba Gooding Jr, Emilio Estevez, Stephen Dorff, and Jeremy Piven decide to go to a boxing match during a 'guys night out.'

That was a VERY uncalled for reference.   Dennis Leary was in that horrible thing as a "tough inner city gang leader" wasnt he?   Yeah, uber-white boy, gang leader.       

How DARE you make me remember that repressed memory   

It wasn't THAT bad...good cheese factor.