T3 Thoughts

[NOHC]

Late to the party, but oh well.

The T3 Riff was spectacular.  The first joke was the best one, IMO..."Al Franken's first..."

[Mark07]

i dont know what was more funny the rifftrax commentary or arnies 5 minute talk about getting in shape and womens boobs lol

[Minnesota]

i dont know what was more funny the rifftrax commentary or arnies 5 minute talk about getting in shape and womens boobs lol

Haha, arnold's take on boobs certainly was classic, nothing competes with a mike nelson commentary but if arnold wanted to do another commentary track I would quickly listen to that DVD too

[starfighter]

*Early in the film, where Liquid Metal Lady kills the guy at the Taco Stand, the drive thru is built to service the right side of the car. I don't think that I've ever seen any American business where the drive thru is built that way.

That's an excellent point. Why didn't I notice that myself?

      We've got a chain here called Checkers that has drive-thru lanes on both sides and no interior seating.  I've never had opportunity to use the right-side lane but it's there.  They also have great seasoned fries.

      Usual excellent job by Mike and Kevin on the movie, but I do indeed wonder about Kevin's opinion of Claire Danes' nose.  Seems perfectly normal to me. I saw the first trailer for Stardust today with Claire and Michelle Pfieffer both looking gorgeous.

[MSTJedi]

Yeah, I've always thought Claire's cute. A little too skinny for my tastes, but not near the freakish clown that Kevin made her out to be.

[Sharktopus]

The Dan Rather and David Spade comments still had me in stitches though.

[RandyMistie]

Very funny.  The riffs were fast and furious.  I was drunk through most of it, so I have to see it again, but I did get a big, cheap, girlie thrill when Mike mentioned my name at the end.  Of course, it was just in response to something John Connor said that sounded like "Randy..." but still I just giggled like a little girl...

I have a sad little man-crush on MIke, I guess...  We're all friends so I feel I can share...

(OK, that was supposed to be a funny, funny joke, but now I feel like I have to take a shower... excuse me...)

[Sharktopus]

I've somehow managed to watch it twice already - the night it was released with my roommate and a couple days later with the girlfriend - and the MANIACALLY FAST PIZZA DELIVERY killed me both times. Kevin's enthusiasm just nails it.

[RobtheBarbarian]

"Hi, how may I killed him - HELP YOU, help you!"

Laughed my ass off.

[FBX]

"and he comes in three tempting flavors."

[Fuzzy Necromancer]

I think that they should have skipped to the plot for T-4, especially since "rise of the machines" seems to imply that the machines have actually risen up and formed an army and whatnot, rather than "After this movie ends, there will be a rise of the machines."

[Nunyerbiz]

Ok... I only have three tracks left and I'll actually be up to date with Rifftrax releases! Happy happy!

Funniest track I've watched in a long time. The movie was just perfect for the treatment and most of the riffing is well-paced and right on target. A good amount of laugh out loud zingers combined with a pretty damn consistent pace makes this one a possible top 5 contender for me. There were a few minor things here and there.  While I've never found it terribly funny, I don't have a problem when Mike and Kevin have their little moments of forced banter to reach for a joke... except when they walk over the movie dialogue to do it. Just pulls me right out of the groove. Also on occasion Kevin's impersonation of Arnie is so bad that it actually makes the riff less funny... and it's really hard to mess up Arnie.

Minor complaints aside, this one is chuck full of great riffs. Even the completely uncalled for slams on Ms.Danes had me laughing everytime. The whole fire truck / crane chase scene was excellent... great balance between interesting action and great riffs. You could tell they had some fun with this one... and the end product is right up there with STV as my favorite Mike/Kevin collaboration.

9/10

[BobEvil]

I love the "She's cravin' the flavor of Katherine Brewster!" And any and all jokes about Scott. If I could remember exact lines, I'd quote them, but the ones about dreaming up ways to be a bigger ass and dieing of his own douchedness had me laughing for a good while.

[Daezarkian]

Wow -- another good one!  This is Riff #5 for me, and now it's ranked in my Top 2 (it's either neck-in-neck or right behind "Reign of Fire").  Mike and Kevin had a great tone and pacing right from the start on this one, and they obviously had a lot of fun with the riff.  Like the other Riffs I've enjoyed, "T3"'s Riff seemed to focus more on having fun with the situations and dialogue in the film, rather than pointing out how bad the film was (the biggest problem facing my least favorite riff to date, that for Star Wars Episode 1).  As much as I enjoy "T3" for what it is (and still do, even if the special effects were much more corny-looking than I'd remembered), I enjoyed it with the Riff even more -- well done, guys!

My favorite moments/lines after a first viewing:
Kevin's beer speech
Kevin's recurring wishes for his own Kristanna Locken robot
The Pizza Delivery bit
Tommy the Plane going berserk
All of the insults towards Scott
The whole bit with the coffins and the shark ("Now THAT' just silly!")
"They taught the robot to scream?!"

[bettertomorrowamy]

This is still my favorite Rifftrax ever.  Take it away Governor Schwartzenegger.