Okay, this is just me as a nine year old kid a long time ago, and I have a different opinion of the film today, but...
Abbott & Costello Go To Mars
"Okay, now they are finally on their way to Mars. What the... Back to Earth? That's the end of the movie?!? But they were suppose to go to Mars!! The name of the movie is Abbott & Costello Go To Mars!!! But they didn't go to Mars, they went to Venus!! With all those stupid women!! There is all this cool shit on Mars, and instead they go to this boring planet with women!! What the hell?!? I waited here for two hours to see Abbott & Costello go to the planet Mars. And they don't go there! They go to stupid Venus... And New Orleans?!? Who gives a crap about that place?!? That place is already on Earth! You don't take a rocket ship from Earth to Earth! That's stupid! You take a car or a plane if you wanna go to another city! Rocket ships are for going into outer space! Not up and back! No I won't calm down! I WON'T CALM DOWN! Abbott & Costello were suppose to go to Mars!! And they didn't!!! They went to all these stupid places instead!! NO I WON'T GO TO MY ROOM!!! I WANT TO SEE ABBOTT AND COSTELLO GO TO THE PLANET MARS, AND I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE THIS ROOM UNTILL THEY DO!! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THAT!! MAKE THEM GO BACK TO THE STUDIO AND FILM THE PART WHERE THEY LAND ON MARS!! WHAT? WHO CARES ABOUT THAT! DIG THEM UP THEN AND SEND THEM BACK TO THE STUDIO!! I DON'T CARE IF IT IS JUST THEIR SKELETONS THAT GO TO MARS!! I WANNA SEE F*CKING MARS IN THIS MOVIE, AND I AM NOT LEAVING THIS ROOM UNTILL I DO!!!
oops. i said what?"