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Offline Thrashalla

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Those sick freaks at Coronet have done it again. Clowns. Just when you thought they’d run out of ways to spread a one minute lesson out over the course of ten minutes, they brought in clowns.

Actually, and quite thankfully, there is only one clown. But his presence is a strong one. Cackling like he’s constantly having his butt pinched or possibly suffering a series of brain hemorrhages, he tells us a story about a young boy in search of a rubber band. Presumably the clown is observing the boy from the sewer. At one point in time he brandishes scissors.

What is the short actually about, other than clowns? It was something about showing you the pieces of a story and then seeing if you can put them in order. Just as a test, let’s see how your skills are before you watch the short. The pieces are: 1) Utter abject terror, gnashing of teeth and wailing at the horror. 2) The clown appears.

Pretty tough, huh? You better watch the short.


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2013, 11:21:21 AM »
Clowns do not bother me at all........but this guy does set the creepy level high.


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2013, 12:00:19 PM »
You know, I've never been prone to coulrophobia, but I think this short is going to get me going on that.


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #5 on: April 30, 2013, 07:28:19 PM »
Holly Hell what was that nightmare of a short. If I ever had nightmares that would be in it.

I expect this from Encyclopedia Britannica  but not Coronet.
For shame Coronet


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #6 on: April 30, 2013, 07:47:53 PM »
What was Coronet trying to be? Alfred Higgins Productions or something?!


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #7 on: April 30, 2013, 08:40:11 PM »
If I could sit through Fellini's Clowns I can sit through this.



Oh, my God. What am I saying?!


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This clown made John Wayne Gacy cringe. 
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This clown made John Wayne Gacy gringe.

Gringe? Gross.
FINE


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2013, 09:02:33 AM »
I have been inspired.
Seriously, I changed my username (from Rack) because of this!
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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2013, 09:13:26 AM »
I agree with Bob and Trekker, the guy was creepy even if you don't have a fear of clowns. The whole "clowns are creepy" thing is WAY overbown these days. The go-to joke, like priests and pedophilia. But this clown...yikes. His mannerisms were odd, but mostly it was the orange and white coloring that did NOT flatter his already cheap getup.



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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #12 on: May 08, 2013, 01:28:47 PM »
Now I'm officially glad I haven't had an income for the last 35 months!   :speechless:  I don't have an official fear of clowns, but that one there just takes the cake! I told my boyfriend about this and it even freaked him out!  I don't know if he's bought it yet or not, but I did warn him in advance just in case so that he doesn't call me wondering why I didn't say anything about the Evil Clown from Hell on Rifftrax!


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #13 on: May 09, 2013, 10:45:33 AM »
The "best" part was the little laughing spasm/stroke/stiff poop tension thing he did when "laughing."


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Re: New Short "Story-telling: Can You Tell It In Order?" Now Available!
« Reply #14 on: May 09, 2013, 02:43:52 PM »
A WRONG THAT CAN NEVER BE UNDONE, DOYYY!