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Offline Darth Geek

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Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« on: April 23, 2013, 06:50:56 PM »
According to the movies, nobody on a farm has bought a truck since the forties.

In the role of "You aint from around here, are ya?"

Denim enthusiast.

Either they're going for suspense, or the cinematographer left the camera on the roomba.

Since you won't confess, I'm going to bury you alive.

Hey, wait, you guys know these things just squish?



Seriously, no PACKERS riff? I know the movie isn't in Minnesota, but still...



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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2013, 07:46:31 PM »
King Theoden here... etc.


Offline Lemming Howard

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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2013, 11:59:57 AM »
Really low voiced, "One ringy-dingy....
And I'm worse than Hitler.


Offline Beyond the Riff

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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2013, 07:12:35 PM »
Hot, one-sided telephone action EXPLODES across the screen!


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2013, 07:22:57 PM »
"Did he just goose the child?! Good God, Shatner!"


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2013, 07:23:43 PM »
Compared to this, the Tribbles were no trouble at all!


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2013, 03:51:17 AM »
"You took my ***house***!!!"

"There's a -- ME -- on the -- BACK -- of the HORSE!!!"

The aforementioned phone-conversation riff. I think creepy-spider movies must have some sort of union rules that require dull one-sided conversations and at least one female scientist in a white suit.


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2013, 05:20:15 AM »
"You took my ***house***!!!"

"There's a -- ME -- on the -- BACK -- of the HORSE!!!"

The aforementioned phone-conversation riff. I think creepy-spider movies must have some sort of union rules that require dull one-sided conversations and at least one female scientist in a white suit.

At least this female scientist was a pretty young woman who gave us some side-boob rather than a coffee and cigarettes raspy voiced woman screeching "Vance!!!!"


Offline Mark A. Siefert

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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2013, 12:54:42 AM »
"Mommy's fun when you hide her medicine!"
Later,
Mark A. Siefert

"Well Mike, I guess it's just a magical land... I HATE MAGICAL LANDS!"

Crow T. Robot,
MST3k, "Jack Frost"


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2013, 12:06:10 AM »
"and the erectile dysfunction commercial is complete!"
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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2013, 06:43:23 PM »
Shatner: "Slick as a [gnat's] ass, eh, Jim?"
Bill: "And I know my gnat-asses."


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2013, 06:32:32 PM »
I was hooked during the credits, with Kevin crooning, "Spider porn... Spiderrrr PORRRRRRNNNNN!"
« Last Edit: June 16, 2013, 05:58:35 PM by The Elusive Robert Denby »
Flat, drab passion meanders across the screen!


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #12 on: September 07, 2013, 02:56:44 PM »
Aaaand.. Shatner-pause.
Jesus! Bad waves of paranoia, madness, fear and loathing, intolerable vibrations in this place. Get out!

There is no God, there's just Dude!


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Re: Post your favorite riffs. Insert pauses randomly.
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2020, 12:15:55 AM »
"And suddenly, the simulated cowboy rape got weird"
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

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