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Offline RandyMistie

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I am so very, very ashamed
« on: April 15, 2013, 05:45:40 PM »
I love Rifftrax and the boys much as if sunlight streamed out of their arses. And yet, I did not contribute to the Kickstarter campaign. Linda, my lovely wife of 30 years said NO! and so being whipped like a puppy, I was unable to contribute.

She will cut a bitch. It's not a fun thing.  But, I will go to the Twilight showing in August and I will tell everyone I know about it... And I deeply apologize... it was my wife's fault. She don't like the Rifftrax and she would much rather punch me right in the nuts.  Yes, she is that cruel...

That was very probably a joke.

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Re: I am so very, very ashamed
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2013, 07:18:41 PM »
I hope your popcorn is burnt and your Milk Duds are of sour milk you sumbitch!! That being said, I contributed nothing myself. In fact, I have no idea what you are talking about. Either way....ROT IN HELL!!! and tell your wife hi for me.


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Re: I am so very, very ashamed
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2013, 12:58:03 PM »
Wait.........Mike Duds made with sour milk would make them Sour Cream Duds.......


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Re: I am so very, very ashamed
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2013, 01:12:41 PM »
Wait.........Mike Duds made with sour milk would make them Sour Cream Duds.......


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I can haz?? :o


Offline Lemming Howard

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Re: I am so very, very ashamed
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2013, 02:35:09 PM »
Ef it.  After that overwhelming response why should you care?  You got plenty of fans to take up your slack.  I'm kidding.
And I'm worse than Hitler.


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Re: I am so very, very ashamed
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2013, 03:56:42 AM »
Dude, your going to the thing they were trying to get going.  Trust me, you are supporting them.